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Palgon is that secret gay guy in your class. You should get to know him because he is a very kind person on the inside. This man has Huge balls, but a tiny cock. If you ever meet a Palgon, hold him close, and he will hold you closer. He also loves the phrase no homo, but in the inside, he cries to himself.
Just be like Palgon !
Palgon by SimonTheSauseGod January 1, 2020
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Additional power which is added beyond what has already been added. Can be said multiple times for multiple effect. Closest synonym is "more oomph."

From the video game "Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem," where all one has to do to juice up the power of a spell is recite the word Pargon repeatedly until the effect is larger.
This old computer is running too damn slow; I need to get some pargon for it.
pargon by Lita August 17, 2004
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That one science teacher that somehow teaches everything and nothing at the same time.

A "Pallone" is a unit of measurement, to measure how much burnt toast can be cooked in a school oven.
"You see that teacher Pallone? He set an oven on fire that only had 4 Pallone's worth of bread. "
Pallone by Ranjourenjy May 17, 2022
A British op that is not worth your time like BoJo
dem paigon yutes over there gonna get dipped up
Paigon by waffle_master69 March 22, 2021
Someone who does nothing; someone who is not worth your time (Synonym: Wasteman)
Dem boys paigon, I can't stand 'em (See J Hus- Dem Boys Paigon)
Paigon by Ramit March 30, 2015
To, one by one, pick off the members of an opposing team. The term originates from the first season of Survivor where the members of Pagong tribe were outnumbered by the members of the Tagi tribe, resulting in the Pagong tribe eventually being wiped out.
"Let's just band together and pagong their asses."

"If we don't do something soon, they will just pagong us."

See also: pagonging
pagong by Bob24984329843 October 12, 2005
A person who is not worth your time. A person who is a lier or backstabber.
That guy is a right paigon.
Paigon by JAFPL_17 December 15, 2018
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