Lita's definitions

jumbo

What they call balogna, or baloney, in Pittsburgh. It's only true in Pittsburgh. I don't know why.

Cut me a slice off that jumbo.

by Lita August 17, 2004

oi!

somethin' u say wen u realize that tha person ur talkin' 2 is a complete dumbass; somethin' u say to let every1 kno ur ticked; synonym of nevermind.

A:"So sup, ma?"
B:"Buzz off fucknut!"
A:"Yo, ma...."
B:"Oi!!!"

by Lita March 20, 2004

high school sex

Rather awkward, sometimes somewhat painful sex. Adults like to make it seem like it happens less often than it really does... but in truth, lots of kids do it. It can be really fun if done with the right person for the right reason. REALLY fun. However, if attempted with the wrong person(s) or for the wrong reason... it is most likely to prove disappointing. In general, good training for the sex of later years.

My high school sex experiences were great because I was really in love with the person I did it with.

I only had sex in high school because it seemed like everyone else was, and it sucked.

by Lita February 27, 2005

Tavares

a natural born asshole; someone who's really gifted in making himself look like an ass; a person who's self image is higly overrated

"Man, stop actin' a foo', you makin' a Tavares out of yaself."

by Lita March 20, 2004

Concurrency

providing simultaneous access to data by several users in a managed way

Anyone who uses an Airline Reservation system is in fact using a system with concurrency data control

by Lita January 11, 2005

filthdog

meaning a girl who is filth and goes fucking every one and anyone

"I shagged Ash the otherday"
"Wot u doin that for, she's a filthdog!!!"

by lita April 15, 2004

My bad

A way of admitting a mistake, and apologizing for that mistake, without actually apologizing. The best definition I ever read of this, now paraphrased:

"I did something bad, and I recognize that I did something bad, but there is nothing that can be done for it now, and there is technically no reason to apologize for that error, so let's just assume that I won't do it again, get over it, and move on with our lives."

Ruder than apologizing, but with the same meaning: a flippant apology.

"You just spilled your beer on my term paper!!"
"Er... my bad."

by Lita August 17, 2004