Paleontology is the study of geological events before (sometimes including) the Holocene Epoch which we currently live in. It includes the study of ancient organisms, extinction events, and changes to the Earth.

Kiersten: Bro this paleontology guy just found another dinosaur fossil, how does he find so much?

Paleontology by thealtf4psychic April 21, 2021

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peontology

Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.

For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.

peontology by seksimopho October 21, 2012

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paleontologist

Scientist who studies ancient fossils, specifically those of dinosaurs and concurrently living creatures. Similar to an archaeologist.

Many inaccuracies in the film "Jurassic Park" could have been solved using the knowledge of the world's top paleontologists.

paleontologist by Garett Thomas October 5, 2006

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Palintology

Palintology is the study of prignorance

Scholars in the 23rd century examining the follies of the 21st century will have a whole sub-discipline called Palintology.

Palintology by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009

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