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paleontology

The process of a younger woman looking for an older man.
She must be into paleontology, she really likes those old bones.
paleontology by Beganator April 3, 2010

Paleontology

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Paleontology

Paleontology is the study of geological events before (sometimes including) the Holocene Epoch which we currently live in. It includes the study of ancient organisms, extinction events, and changes to the Earth.
Kiersten: Bro this paleontology guy just found another dinosaur fossil, how does he find so much?
Paleontology by thealtf4psychic April 21, 2021

peontology 

Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.
For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.
peontology by seksimopho October 21, 2012

paleontologist 

Scientist who studies ancient fossils, specifically those of dinosaurs and concurrently living creatures. Similar to an archaeologist.
Many inaccuracies in the film "Jurassic Park" could have been solved using the knowledge of the world's top paleontologists.
paleontologist by Garett Thomas October 5, 2006

Palintology 

Palintology is the study of prignorance
Scholars in the 23rd century examining the follies of the 21st century will have a whole sub-discipline called Palintology.
Palintology by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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