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PaleRider 

Internet persona of a caucasion male who lives in Nashville, Tennessee charecterized by an overgorwn pre-frontal lobe, huge protruding phallus buldging from his pants, fair skin and an intelligence quotient rarely equalled in this particular multiverse.
1. Khan was severly owned by PaleRider for the 69,000th time in Channel Zero on Canibus Central.
2. I, Jessica Alba just had my pussy completely reamed out to the max by PaleRider's huge, overgrown fleshy meat monster. I just could not quit cumming even several hours after he had exited my pooh-nanny!
PaleRider by Jessica Alba March 17, 2005
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Pale Rider's Wrath 

A drink that is guaranteed either a duey, loss of self control, embarassment, alcohol poisoning, and or death. As opposed to regular Jungle Juice served out of a large styrofoam container, this drink too is out of a styrofoam container but will get u twice as destroyed as Jungle Juice. Follow the steps to make a White Russian except switch out the Vodka for Everclear and add cream till taste is smooth. Continue until container is full enough to make a minimum of at least four girls and two guys pass out. Douse entire mixture with Amaretto to taste. Don a Michael Myers mask, Scream mask or some other ghastly mask and mix with large ladle laughing like a maniac daring anyone to drink it at the party. Hilarity ensues
-What the hell is he doing over there?

-I don't know. Why the hell is he laughing like that and wearing that damn Scream mask?

-Emily's going over there.

-He's pourin her a drink. What the hell is that stuff?!

-He said he was making some stupid ass drink called Pale RiiiiiiiiiGod f'ing damn!!!! She just f'ing passed out!!! Go get her!!

(Deranged laughter in background)

( Pale Rider's Wrath strikes again bitch bahahahaha!!!)

-I'm calling the cops.
Pale Rider's Wrath by slicstaviczta November 12, 2007

Pale Rider's Wrath 

A Drink considered by some to be the king of all drinks. Created over 1.25 billion years ago by satin in a plot to distract GOD and steal the throne of heaven,the devil made the first Pale Riders Wrath. During the war for all creation, the drink was spilled in to a black hole and the recipe was banished to a place what would one day be called Philadelphia, in hopes that it would never be found. The Drink was discovered in the year 1776 by two bartenders working near Independence Hall. Using the recipe penned in blood the two men recreated the Pale Riders Wrath and served it to the Second Continental Congress, who would send along with the Declaration of Independence, a dirty letter to the queen written by a very drunk and horny Ben Franklin, witch is what really started the Revolutionary War.
Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson," Just mail it, come on, it will be so dam funny.

Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, Taking a swig of the Pale Riders Wrath " yea, OK,..... who are you?......., never mind, yea I'll send it, but I'm adding a picture of my pecker for the lulz!

One year latter,
Thomas Jefferson to Ben Franklin, I thought we sent a nice letter, King George sends an Army, Why?

Ben Franklin to Thomas Jefferson, " we sent a letter?........... Dam you Pale Rider's Wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pinerider 

a bender thats bad at hockey, that sits on the bench the whole game, and just rides the pine up and down
Hey look, Ibby sucks at hockey he just rides pine all game what a pinerider
Pinerider by bambski October 8, 2011

pale rider 

A man of color (Black, Latino, etc.) who only dates or has sex with white women.
Tiger Woods has never been seen with a Black love interest, he is a stereotypical pale rider.
pale rider by pink lady c January 26, 2013

Pale Rider 

A Black Man, or a Non-White Minority male, who exclusively dates or has sex with white women.
Tiger Woods is a mixed race male, who had never been seen with a black love interest he is a stereotypical Pale Rider.
Pale Rider by Pink Lady C January 26, 2013

The Pale Rider

Her Name Is Leah Yakavo not sure on the spelling.
She is a russian girl I believe, who is into gray(neutral) necromacy, friends with the baba yaga and hades.
Believe to be involved in koschei the art of hiding ones soul, so the dead can't kill her.
Park sell some weed yeah walk the the eagles back joy.
It's The pale rider
The Pale Rider by MineOwedWu's June 28, 2021
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