Pahler

A weird individual who will murder you in your sleep if you don’t snuggle or become a human teddy bear. Pahlers find people that look like vegetables very attractive. A Pahler is one who always has murder and Riverdale on her mind!!

Overdoses on Flaming Hot Cheetos, Dutch Bros and Monster!!!

A Pahler is an individual who likes to cuss out bad drivers even tho she’s probably worse than them.

Is the type of person to say 5 words on FaceTime then hang up.
Sister: Hi Pahler, HOws it goin?

Pahler: Get out my room!!!

Sister: Hey Pahler can u drive me to Dutch?

Pahler: Sure, are you paying for my gas and my OG gummy bear?!!!!
by Stinky Foot & Turd November 21, 2021
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