Pahler 

A weird individual who will murder you in your sleep if you don’t snuggle or become a human teddy bear. Pahlers find people that look like vegetables very attractive. A Pahler is one who always has murder and Riverdale on her mind!!

Overdoses on Flaming Hot Cheetos, Dutch Bros and Monster!!!

A Pahler is an individual who likes to cuss out bad drivers even tho she’s probably worse than them.

Is the type of person to say 5 words on FaceTime then hang up.

Sister: Hi Pahler, HOws it goin?

Pahler: Get out my room!!!

Sister: Hey Pahler can u drive me to Dutch?

Pahler: Sure, are you paying for my gas and my OG gummy bear?!!!!

Pahler by Stinky Foot & Turd November 21, 2021

Jake Pauler 

Slang term for homosexual.

Jake pauler: Mom, can you buy me some jake paul merch?
Mom: What tf did you just say?!?
Jake pauler: I want some Jake paul merch bc he’s my favorite youtuber!
Mom: HANK! LOAD THE CAR, WE HAVE TO GO AND DROP BILLY OFF AT THE ORPHANAGE!!!!!

Jake Pauler by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma April 23, 2019

Dirty Pfahler 

An act of nature performed while hunting Bull Elk in Western Montana. A hunter puts himself in a tripod position and bugles in a large strapping Elk. If the hunter is worth his salt the Bull should score 400+ in Boone and Crocket record books. The gargantuan Bull then comes trotting down the mountain side pissing all over himself. It then mounts the willing hunter unleashing multiple loads of sperm in the hunter's anal cavity. The hunter then waddles back to camp with his butt cheeks clinched as to not spill a drop. Once inside the cozy wall tent he precedes to bukakke all his hunting bros with a massive tsunami of Bull spunk! The hunter is then celebrated and held in the highest esteem of his gun toting peers. Often times the hunter must be transfered to the nearest hospital to stitch the anal tearing and repair the chocolate starfish for next year's hunt.

Why doesn't Court talk about his hunting trips anymore, why does Court no longer fart, wierd. Maybe that Dirty Pfahler had something to do with it.

Dirty Pfahler by Wapiti66 June 1, 2011

Logan Pauler 

Someone who has a mental problem.
Another way to show how stupid you are.
Someone who is easily influenced by stupidity.

That Logan Pauler is in the corner crying.

Logan Pauler by A Fellow Dictionary ☺ September 17, 2018

Jake Paulers 

A group of particularly young children mentally ill beyond belief. They tend to support egotistic Jake Paul. The older they are the more mentally disturbed they are. Proceed with caution, and remember they are too retarded to change.

Jake Paulers prove Hitler killed the wrong people

Jake Paulers by FUCK JAKE PAULERS June 19, 2017

caher paher

A Pittsburgh phrase popularized by youtube star Pittsburgh Dad which is a reference to the intensity on the sidelines of the Steelers under head coach Bill Cowher.

Mike Tomlin isn’t doing enough to fire up the defense. I sure wish we could bring back some of that caher paher from the 1990’s

caher paher by Aroyalewithcheese November 21, 2018

Jake pauler 

Another name for a retarded person.

Hit my head off the cement and now I'm a Jake pauler who needs to have his diaper changed every hour.

Jake pauler by Fingerme6969 July 29, 2017