Palermo's

Palermo's is a cheap-ass pizza commonly consumed by teens, single guys, poor couples or college students.

Even though it has a reputation of being a poor man's food, it's still pretty freaking tasty pizza.

We ran to the gas station for a Palermo's and some beer.

Palermo's by BethV March 26, 2010

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Palermo Subway

Finding a cannoli with a larger circumference than your erect penis and then fucking it.

My parents were wondering why the box had only eleven cannoli, but I knew it was because my brother rode the Palermo subway.

Palermo Subway by BillMaxx March 11, 2026

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A Palermo kid since the beginning

An asshole who has to big of an ego who went to Palermo from kindergarten and to the end

Yep he’s a Palermo kid since the beginning

A Palermo kid since the beginning by Taga67 August 15, 2022

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simone palermo

abnormally sized penis

I wanted to suck his dick but it was too big to fit in my mouth. Man, what a simone palermo.

simone palermo by simone palermo November 22, 2010

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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