Jake pauler: Mom, can you buy me some jake paul merch?
Mom: What tf did you just say?!?
Jake pauler: I want some Jake paul merch bc he’s my favorite youtuber!
Mom: HANK! LOAD THE CAR, WE HAVE TO GO AND DROP BILLY OFF AT THE ORPHANAGE!!!!!
Mom: What tf did you just say?!?
Jake pauler: I want some Jake paul merch bc he’s my favorite youtuber!
Mom: HANK! LOAD THE CAR, WE HAVE TO GO AND DROP BILLY OFF AT THE ORPHANAGE!!!!!
by Rodrick Heffley’s grandma April 23, 2019
A harsher term for retardation, can also be used to describe a fan of YouTube/Vine star Jake Paul the man-child.
"He's such a Jake Pauler."
by arlosbestfriend August 6, 2017
Fucking retards between the ages of 5 and 12. They will believe anything their fucking brain dead idol says because they're all impressionable little cunts.
They believe he's savage when in reality he's just another fucking moron vlogger with a big ego.
They believe he's savage when in reality he's just another fucking moron vlogger with a big ego.
Jake Pauler: "Oh my god he's so flippin savage! He dabs on those haters and I want to ride his fucking cock."
Anyone with a brain: "Shut the fuck up and kill yourself."
Anyone with a brain: "Shut the fuck up and kill yourself."
by haha funny meme August 4, 2017
A complete retard that watches an aids-infested homo named Jack Paul pretend to be a boxer. A lowlife, a scum bag. On par with being a pedophile.
John: hey is that David? I heard he’s a Jake pauler now.
Daniel: yeah it is, hey let’s kick his ass and show him what a real fight looks like. Not that scripted Jake Paul fake fight bullshit on tv.
John: let’s do it, I’m gonna break his jaw.
Daniel: yeah it is, hey let’s kick his ass and show him what a real fight looks like. Not that scripted Jake Paul fake fight bullshit on tv.
John: let’s do it, I’m gonna break his jaw.
by Laughing at morons October 4, 2021
by SirNickALot September 28, 2017
by OurOwnFather October 7, 2017
A Jake Pauler is what Jake Paul calls his 8 year old fans. No one likes these autists as even their families want to disown them. These Jake Paulers are cringy as fuck and like to be dickheads to anyone who is not a retarded follower of Jake Paul. They like to dab on "haters", (dabbing has been dead for years kys) and get bullied at school. Fuck the jake Paulers.
Little Jimmy: "Im a Jake Pauler, dab on the haters!"
Jimmy's dad: "Son, how old are you again, are you old enough to leave the house yet?"
Little Jimmy: "Im 8 dad!"
Jimmy's dad: "What, you said you were 18? Get the fuck out."
Jimmy's dad: "Son, how old are you again, are you old enough to leave the house yet?"
Little Jimmy: "Im 8 dad!"
Jimmy's dad: "What, you said you were 18? Get the fuck out."
by WhetOne April 23, 2018