Pabsturbation
Pabsturbation can be performed alone or in groups.
Pabsturbation by Dave the King of Rock July 4, 2010
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Pastorbation
Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)
The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor
OR
The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor
OR
The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
Pastorbation by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008
Playsturbation
when a PlayStation fan gets really horny by looking at the PS4 and shoves it up their ass while masturbating
Playsturbation by Duck in a Hole July 24, 2016
presturbation
Presturbation is the act of watching porn to get you horny enough to watch the really awful porn you need to get off because you're dead inside.
The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
Guy 1: My girlfriend walked in on me watching porn the other day. Luckily I was just presturbating so it wasn't anything too nasty. A few minutes later and she would have seen my collection of loli midget amputee vore hentai. Presturbation saved my relationship.
Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?
Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.
Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?
Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.
presturbation by That name is already taken September 2, 2011
pensturbation
an obsession with pens, particularly fountain pens , with obligatory demonstration of your pens,
and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.
A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians
and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.
A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians
I committed another act of pensturbation, after spending half of my monthly income to 5 new expensive pens
pensturbation by dildo777 February 22, 2023
tabsturbation
Totally Not Gay Dude 1) "How have you been making due while your computer is in the shop, Eric?"
Totally Not Gay Dude 2) "It's been great! I did some tabsturbation on my way to work."
Mom) "What were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?"
Son) "Tabsturbating, it was quiet in there and it actually has a lock. DON'T JUDGE ME!"
Totally Not Gay Dude 2) "It's been great! I did some tabsturbation on my way to work."
Mom) "What were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?"
Son) "Tabsturbating, it was quiet in there and it actually has a lock. DON'T JUDGE ME!"
tabsturbation by Nizzl September 30, 2011