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Pabsturbation

The act of delivering untold pleasures to one's self through the art of cracking a Pabst.
Pabsturbation can be performed alone or in groups.
by Dave the King of Rock July 4, 2010
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Pasturbation

Obsessively romanticizing the past.
Mad Men is great TV, if you're into pasturbation.
by fraying August 31, 2010
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Pastorbation

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.
by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008
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Playsturbation

when a PlayStation fan gets really horny by looking at the PS4 and shoves it up their ass while masturbating
Brad: Xbox users will never understand Playsturbation. Stupid Xcox
by Duck in a Hole July 24, 2016
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presturbation

Presturbation is the act of watching porn to get you horny enough to watch the really awful porn you need to get off because you're dead inside.

The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
Guy 1: My girlfriend walked in on me watching porn the other day. Luckily I was just presturbating so it wasn't anything too nasty. A few minutes later and she would have seen my collection of loli midget amputee vore hentai. Presturbation saved my relationship.

Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?

Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.
by That name is already taken September 2, 2011
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pensturbation

an obsession with pens, particularly fountain pens , with obligatory demonstration of your pens,

and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.

A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians
I committed another act of pensturbation, after spending half of my monthly income to 5 new expensive pens
by dildo777 February 22, 2023
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tabsturbation

Masturbation to porn on a tablet because your porn computer is previously occupied/full of viruses.
Totally Not Gay Dude 1) "How have you been making due while your computer is in the shop, Eric?"

Totally Not Gay Dude 2) "It's been great! I did some tabsturbation on my way to work."

Mom) "What were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?"

Son) "Tabsturbating, it was quiet in there and it actually has a lock. DON'T JUDGE ME!"
by Nizzl September 30, 2011
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