when a PlayStation fan gets really horny by looking at the PS4 and shoves it up their ass while masturbating
by Duck in a Hole July 24, 2016
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by fraying August 31, 2010
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Pabsturbation can be performed alone or in groups.
by Dave the King of Rock July 4, 2010
Get the Pabsturbation mug.YES! I DIDN'T FAIL THE GOD DAMN PHYSICS EXAM! I'M GOING TO PASSTURBATE FOR HOURS TONIGHT!!! I'm going to do some passturbation.
by Yandereperson March 5, 2011
Get the Passturbation mug.The style of football (soccer) made popular by the Barcelona squad and Spanish national sides. This style of football is marked by a teams OCD-like need to pass the ball as many times as possible during a match; even if the pass serves no other purpose than to pad the player's stats and serve the manager's delusion that whoever passes the ball the most wins the game. This includes 1-yard sideways passes in your own half while under no pressure, passing while staring at an open net inside the box and the 40-yard backwards pass to the goalkeeper.
Person 1: Are you a Barcelona fan?
Person 2: Hell yeah. I basically bust a nut while watching that team not try and score, but instead just pass the ball around. How about you?
Person 1: Nah, I'm not a huge fan of passturbation. I like teams that can actually fuck; like Baryen Munich, for instance. Hey, didn't those two teams play each other recently?
Person 2: Uhh...Messi was hurt that day...both days....
Person 2: Hell yeah. I basically bust a nut while watching that team not try and score, but instead just pass the ball around. How about you?
Person 1: Nah, I'm not a huge fan of passturbation. I like teams that can actually fuck; like Baryen Munich, for instance. Hey, didn't those two teams play each other recently?
Person 2: Uhh...Messi was hurt that day...both days....
by fatgunnersaurus November 21, 2013
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1. We would already be halfway through with this project if the business would stop plansturbating and just let us work.
2. Family vacations are more work than fun because of all of Mom's plansturbating.
2. Family vacations are more work than fun because of all of Mom's plansturbating.
by The Marmoset King March 5, 2017
Get the plansturbating mug.To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To condemn the expression of opinions that differ from your own. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own. See plasturbate.
"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."
"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."
"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."
by JohnnyReb87 February 12, 2009
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