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mansturbating
mansturbating by DR MD August 26, 2009
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Poosturbating
Alex said he just had to take a dump but we know he was poosturbating since Courtney just bent over.
Poosturbating by Cheatachu April 2, 2008
pasturbating
1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"
pasturbating by Xaneth April 4, 2014
plansturbating
To over-complicate a situation through excessive or unnecessary planning, to the point that progress or enjoyment is hindered
1. We would already be halfway through with this project if the business would stop plansturbating and just let us work.
2. Family vacations are more work than fun because of all of Mom's plansturbating.
2. Family vacations are more work than fun because of all of Mom's plansturbating.
plansturbating by The Marmoset King March 5, 2017
Pastorbating
Accusing the media of unfairly and self indulgently going after Obama for his ties to racist, homophoe and afro-centrist hatemonger Jeremiah Wright.
Commonly used in the nutroots such as Democratic Underground,
usually by the far left black nationalists such as Frenchiecat and her alter ego Catherina.
Commonly used in the nutroots such as Democratic Underground,
usually by the far left black nationalists such as Frenchiecat and her alter ego Catherina.
Pastorbating by Jordana McNalley May 4, 2008
Pastorbating
The use of Reverend Jeremiah Wright to distract from the discussion of real issues in the 2008 presidential election.
Rather than discuss the issues with Senator Obama, Chris Matthews, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly chose to engage in some pastorbating
Pastorbating by wndycty for Frenchiecat April 25, 2008
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