pansturbating

A chick so loose, she needs a pan to get off.

"Bitch you so wide, I see you pansturbating in the pantry."

by Egg Pail February 17, 2024

mansturbating

A man masturbating to the thought of other gay men

I found gay porn on Patrick's computer, he must have been mansturbating

by DR MD August 26, 2009

Poosturbating

To masturbate while pooping, simple right?

Alex said he just had to take a dump but we know he was poosturbating since Courtney just bent over.

by Cheatachu April 2, 2008

pasturbating

Masturbating to something good that has happened to you or a friend in the past.

1. "Dude, do you remember that one time I got laid?" "Yeah, I'm pasturbating right now!"
2. "Pasturbation really is the best, especially if it happened to you!"

by Xaneth April 4, 2014

plansturbating

To over-complicate a situation through excessive or unnecessary planning, to the point that progress or enjoyment is hindered

1. We would already be halfway through with this project if the business would stop plansturbating and just let us work.
2. Family vacations are more work than fun because of all of Mom's plansturbating.

by The Marmoset King March 5, 2017

Pastorbating

Accusing the media of unfairly and self indulgently going after Obama for his ties to racist, homophoe and afro-centrist hatemonger Jeremiah Wright.
Commonly used in the nutroots such as Democratic Underground,
usually by the far left black nationalists such as Frenchiecat and her alter ego Catherina.

The media is all in a self inflicted frenzy again. They are pastorbating.

by Jordana McNalley May 4, 2008

Pastorbating

The use of Reverend Jeremiah Wright to distract from the discussion of real issues in the 2008 presidential election.

Rather than discuss the issues with Senator Obama, Chris Matthews, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly chose to engage in some pastorbating

by wndycty for Frenchiecat April 25, 2008