an obsession with pens, particularly fountain pens , with obligatory demonstration of your pens,
and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.
A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians
and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.
A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians
I committed another act of pensturbation, after spending half of my monthly income to 5 new expensive pens
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"So, in a case of penstruation, who is responsible for washing the sheets, the girl or the guy?"
"Oh, the guy, of course."
"Oh, the guy, of course."
by jacandy December 30, 2011
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by Dave the King of Rock July 4, 2010
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The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com
Guy 1: My girlfriend walked in on me watching porn the other day. Luckily I was just presturbating so it wasn't anything too nasty. A few minutes later and she would have seen my collection of loli midget amputee vore hentai. Presturbation saved my relationship.
Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?
Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.
Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?
Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.
by That name is already taken September 2, 2011
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