Puffs

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A brand of tissues which is known for its soft plush feeling.

My spring allergies make my eyes water... can someone please get me some Puffs?

Puffs by Sandra Jane February 18, 2008

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Puffs

A really soft brand of tissues that is great for masturbating with. They put some kind of lotion in it which makes it really soft and frictionless.

Oh man, I'm so horny, I need to rub one out. I ran out of KY Jelly so I'll just use a few Puffs.

Puffs by alex richardsonsteinburg March 26, 2009

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Puffs

Someone who sleeps while his friends do all the work.

Greg was being a puffs when he slept in, while his friends did all the shoveling.

Puffs by DisgruntledShoveler February 22, 2014

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Puffs Minus

When you can't find any tissues and have to resort to rough material to wipe your nose. Toilet Paper, rags, the clothes you are wearing, and stuff like that.

James: Gosh, Tony!!! We ran out of tissues!
Tony: Well go get some Puffs Minus off the roll in the bathroom.

James: That will rub my nose raw.

Tony: Use your sleeve.
James: It's the same thing!!!

Puffs Minus by That Guy with the eyes November 7, 2010

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Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream by anonymous April 24, 2023

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Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs

When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.

After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.

Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs by fuzzypickle16 March 25, 2012

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cock puffs O'hoolahan

Famous Dubliner who fiendishly puffs the cock.

Like Jason mewes (Jay and Silent Bob) would say......He (Cock puffs O'hoolahan) LOVES the cock!!

cock puffs O'hoolahan by Pete Negwaski! October 10, 2007

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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