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puffson

A chicken that chronically masturbates.
That rooster is suck a puffson. He's always rubbing one off in the hen house.
by The Cl4p December 20, 2008
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Puffsnarf

Smeller of smelly. Catch this creature outside the mall smelling women's bicycle seats.

Likes a whiff where there's a quiff.
Smellin where you're gellin.
That puffsnarf had a good whiff of the butterfly machine after Wendy got up
by Chesterfield Rottencrotch December 30, 2019
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puffmonkey

(puf.mon.kee) N. One who, upon wakening, feels an overwhelming urge to preform fellatio.
When the puffmonkey woke up in the morning, she wanted to "go south" first thing.
by wrwkw October 4, 2009
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puffoon

(Noun) - A person who engages in puffery, a self-aggrandizing talking head.
In law, as in politics, puffery is usually invoked as a defense argument identifying futile speech, typically of a seller, which does not give rise to legal liability. In modern media, particularly online entities, it characterizes persons who inhabit news, political, vaccination (and anti-vaccination) sites on a professional (and semi-professional) basis, always opining on the topic of the day.
In a mid-term election year, the puffoons can be expected to be as thick as flies on a turd, twice as noisy, and half as effective.
by Exo Mxyzptlk January 23, 2022
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puffoon

(Noun) - A person who engages in puffery, a self-aggrandizing talking head.
In law, as in politics, puffery is usually invoked as a defense argument identifying futile speech, typically of a seller, which does not give rise to legal liability. In modern media, particularly online entities, it characterizes persons who inhabit news, political, vaccination (and anti-vaccination) sites on a professional (and semi-professional) basis, always opining on the topic of the day.
In a mid-term election year, the puffoons can be expected to be as thick as flies on a turd, twice as noisy, and half as effective.
by Exo Mxyzptlk January 23, 2022
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puffoon

(Noun) - A person who engages in puffery, a self-aggrandizing talking head.
In law, as in politics, puffery is usually invoked as a defense argument identifying futile speech, typically of a seller, which does not give rise to legal liability. In modern media, particularly online entities, it characterizes persons who inhabit news, political, vaccination (and anti-vaccination) sites on a professional (and semi-professional) basis, always opining on the topic of the day.
In a mid-term election year, the puffoons can be expected to be as thick as flies on a turd, twice as noisy, and half as effective.
by Exo Mxyzptlk January 23, 2022
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Puffone

It’s an handsome guy who has blue hair
Look at that PUFFONE!
by A Destiny’s child December 9, 2021
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