Puffsnarf

Smeller of smelly. Catch this creature outside the mall smelling women's bicycle seats.

Likes a whiff where there's a quiff.
Smellin where you're gellin.

That puffsnarf had a good whiff of the butterfly machine after Wendy got up

by Chesterfield Rottencrotch December 30, 2019

puffshaft

A puffshaft is an entrance for those of the gay variety. It can also be a term used before taking a shit. Like "i must go use my puffshaft" .

"Why don't you go lick your own puffshaft"
"i go for puffshafts"
Jon "I want to enter your puffshaft"
Alex&Elli:"LOLZER!!!"

by ElliTheVampire December 15, 2008