Puffs

A brand of tissues which is known for its soft plush feeling.

My spring allergies make my eyes water... can someone please get me some Puffs?

by Sandra Jane February 18, 2008

Puffs

A really soft brand of tissues that is great for masturbating with. They put some kind of lotion in it which makes it really soft and frictionless.

Oh man, I'm so horny, I need to rub one out. I ran out of KY Jelly so I'll just use a few Puffs.

by alex richardsonsteinburg March 26, 2009

Puffs

Someone who sleeps while his friends do all the work.

Greg was being a puffs when he slept in, while his friends did all the shoveling.

by DisgruntledShoveler February 22, 2014

Puffs Minus

When you can't find any tissues and have to resort to rough material to wipe your nose. Toilet Paper, rags, the clothes you are wearing, and stuff like that.

James: Gosh, Tony!!! We ran out of tissues!
Tony: Well go get some Puffs Minus off the roll in the bathroom.

James: That will rub my nose raw.

Tony: Use your sleeve.
James: It's the same thing!!!

by That Guy with the eyes November 7, 2010

Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

by anonymous April 24, 2023

Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs

When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.

After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.

by fuzzypickle16 March 25, 2012

cock puffs O'hoolahan

Famous Dubliner who fiendishly puffs the cock.

Like Jason mewes (Jay and Silent Bob) would say......He (Cock puffs O'hoolahan) LOVES the cock!!

by Pete Negwaski! October 10, 2007