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A really soft brand of tissues that is great for masturbating with. They put some kind of lotion in it which makes it really soft and frictionless.
Oh man, I'm so horny, I need to rub one out. I ran out of KY Jelly so I'll just use a few Puffs.
Someone who sleeps while his friends do all the work.
Greg was being a puffs when he slept in, while his friends did all the shoveling.
Puffs by DisgruntledShoveler February 22, 2014

Puffs Minus 

When you can't find any tissues and have to resort to rough material to wipe your nose. Toilet Paper, rags, the clothes you are wearing, and stuff like that.
James: Gosh, Tony!!! We ran out of tissues!
Tony: Well go get some Puffs Minus off the roll in the bathroom.

James: That will rub my nose raw.

Tony: Use your sleeve.
James: It's the same thing!!!

Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream 

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed
"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs 

When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.
After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.

cock puffs O'hoolahan 

Famous Dubliner who fiendishly puffs the cock.
Like Jason mewes (Jay and Silent Bob) would say......He (Cock puffs O'hoolahan) LOVES the cock!!
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