POOMOONIE 

This is the act of pulling a Moonie with Poo around your bumhole for all to see and smell.

POOMOONIE

POOMOONIE You pull you pants down to initiate the Moonie and have shit around you arse from last night session.

POOMOONIE by Mikool77 March 6, 2023

poomones

The small particle of human feces found on bed sheets which most people mistake for lint.

"honey, u left poomones on the bed again last night"

poomones by Peter L W May 18, 2008

Poomonition 

(noun) The extremely distant yet unmistakeable feeling - almost a sixth sense - that despite having completed the initial and ostensibly main phase of your poo session, there is another wave of dumping still to come. Counter-intuitively, if the dumpee posesses the necessary patience, this second wave of shitting frequently results in higher yields.

Sorry I'm late, but I had a major poomonition. Thank God I took proper heed, because it was a dump that I'll never forget. I feel great!

Poomonition by whamchax September 18, 2018

poomongerer 

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.

Sarah is such a poomongerer.

poomongerer by Kendra February 26, 2005

pooMonger 

An original BaNuS Ranger.

"Go Go BaNuS Rangers!" Especially you, pooMonger.

pooMonger by Merriam-Webster May 4, 2004

Poomonia 

Pneumonia contracted by inhaling raw sewage usually over an extended time frame.

Jerry got poomonia from the stagnant sewage standing outside his apartment in Oklahoma city.

Poomonia by Shit cough April 27, 2011

Poomonia 

Pneumonia contracted when fecal matter is aspirated as a result of fecal vomiting, or poo particles are inhaled because you didn't put the lid down to flush.

She didn't put the lid down to flush and now she has poomonia.

Poomonia by alexmack August 4, 2013