POOMOONIE

This is the act of pulling a Moonie with Poo around your bumhole for all to see and smell.

POOMOONIE

POOMOONIE You pull you pants down to initiate the Moonie and have shit around you arse from last night session.

by Mikool77 March 6, 2023

poomones

The small particle of human feces found on bed sheets which most people mistake for lint.

"honey, u left poomones on the bed again last night"

by Peter L W May 18, 2008

Poomonition

(noun) The extremely distant yet unmistakeable feeling - almost a sixth sense - that despite having completed the initial and ostensibly main phase of your poo session, there is another wave of dumping still to come. Counter-intuitively, if the dumpee posesses the necessary patience, this second wave of shitting frequently results in higher yields.

Sorry I'm late, but I had a major poomonition. Thank God I took proper heed, because it was a dump that I'll never forget. I feel great!

by whamchax September 18, 2018

poomongerer

1. A person who collects poo for business or pleasure.

2. A person who has an abnormal obsession with poo.

Sarah is such a poomongerer.

by Kendra February 26, 2005

pooMonger

An original BaNuS Ranger.

"Go Go BaNuS Rangers!" Especially you, pooMonger.

by Merriam-Webster May 4, 2004

Poomonia

Pneumonia contracted by inhaling raw sewage usually over an extended time frame.

Jerry got poomonia from the stagnant sewage standing outside his apartment in Oklahoma city.

by Shit cough April 27, 2011

Poomonia

Pneumonia contracted when fecal matter is aspirated as a result of fecal vomiting, or poo particles are inhaled because you didn't put the lid down to flush.

She didn't put the lid down to flush and now she has poomonia.

by alexmack August 4, 2013