Mikool77's definitions

Jizzyjector

Whilst in the passenger seat of a convertible car. knock one out and let the Jizz fly away.

Jizzyjector: I was driving the convertible Mercedes and a mate rubbed himself away and the Jizz flew out of the roof into the car behind.

by Mikool77 March 21, 2022

PISS POP

PISS POP IS WHERE YOU FART AND PISS AT THE SAME TIME

James this morning whilst taking his morning wee also farted. He thought to himself i have pissed and done a windy pop at the same time Piss Pop!

by Mikool77 July 27, 2023

ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!

by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

POO QUEUE

A Poo Queue is where a solid poo blocker is wedged in your colon and you cannot pass it out.

The poo then forms behind the blocker and causes a poo queue.

James was slightly constipated by a solid bit of poo (The blocker) and this has caused a poo queue for a week.

by Mikool77 July 13, 2023

POOMOONIE

This is the act of pulling a Moonie with Poo around your bumhole for all to see and smell.

POOMOONIE

POOMOONIE You pull you pants down to initiate the Moonie and have shit around you arse from last night session.

by Mikool77 March 6, 2023

Boston Bullet Hole

This is the act of filling a bullet hole wound with Poo and then patting it down into the wound with your bum. Sealing the wound and saving a life all at once.

Boston Bullet Hole! James was in the petrol station and a armed robbery took place. James defended an old lady and was shot in the belly (Serious Wound) The old lady he saved, pulled her pants down and poo's into the wound and then with her exposed bottom sat on James's belly and patted the poo into the wound and sealed it tightly. James saved her life and she saved James's Life. Now forever Friends. True story!

by Mikool77 July 10, 2023

wee ball

Wee Ball is where you hold you foreskin tightly and we into your foreskin.

Once the foreskin is full, chuck it onto the person next to you and scream "Wee Ball"

James and Patric were at the urinals. James wee'd into his foreskin whilst holding the end tightly.

He then through the ball of piss over Patric and screamed Wee Ball!

by Mikool77 July 17, 2023