A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.
by Andrew Thompson May 2, 2005
by Mike McStoner April 23, 2009
The little stubby bit of banana flesh which pulls out / breaks off of one end of the banana; it’s harder than normal, and often has a small thread dangling from it.
The use of the term "monkey poo" has resulted in many a child wasting a substantial amount of the banana for fear of eating the "icky" part.
The use of the term "monkey poo" has resulted in many a child wasting a substantial amount of the banana for fear of eating the "icky" part.
by LarrySanders February 6, 2009
A phrase when mouthed to some one (your girl) looks like you are saying "i love you". When you finally get busted and she accuses you of lying, you can honestly say you didnt.
When you mouth (and make sure you dont utter a sound while you do this) this to your girl it appears as if you are telling her, "I love you."
"monkey poo" mouthed
by David Sinfield September 11, 2007
A delicious snack often served at parties as a side for the wonderful chinese dish, poo poo platter.
by king arthorith June 19, 2008
by massive_diarrhea July 15, 2018
by Michelle Sanderlin November 5, 2007