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bumhole

literally the anus, anatomically speaking.
My girlfriend was on the rag all week so I had to do her bumhole.
by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004
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Bumhole

A stupid person ,the anus. Another way to call someone a arsehole,Asshole
''You stupid bumhole!''
by sweet jesus May 10, 2006
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Bumhole

An insult, implying someone is stupid.
by Chrono February 12, 2004
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Bumhole

A person who is idiotic and walks like a pigeon.
John: 'Hey bumhole!'
Bumhole: 'I'm sorry i walk like a pigeon'
by Bumhole123 March 4, 2015
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Bumhole

Derived from the O'Connor household in relation to cats sitting on kitchen worktops or tables. When cats sit down, their bumholes 'kiss' whatever they are sat on, which after extensive research was discovered to be 'not a very pleasant act'.

The word 'bumholed' then became applied to anything that had been messed up, ruined or generally treated with disrespect. See example a.

You can also be 'a bumhole'. This is usually a person who not only treats things with disrespect, but scrounges off of others, takes advantage of someone or steals something. See example b.

Common 'bumhole' phrases you may hear are demonstrated in example C.
a - David has bumholed my 'The Best BBQ Album in the World Ever 5' cd. It skips all my fave BBQ hits!

B -

Ben - I can't believe that guy. He's been here for 6 months without paying rent, eats all my food and has bumholed my BBQ album.

Beth - What a bumhole.

C - 'Stop being a bumhole'

'Stop bumholing me'

'I'm sorry man, I've totally bumholed the last of your toilet roll'

'That bumholing bumhole has bumholed me for the last time'
by fannysplatter February 9, 2010
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Bumhole is a verb used when describing the act of inserting one's penis, strap on or other phallic appendage or device into the anus of a willing recipient.
Chris: What did you get up to last night?
Mike: I decided to bumhole that drummer I've been seeing!
Chris: You bumholed her?
Mike: Yep! I bumholed her right in the arse.
by The Evil Evil Muppet December 28, 2015
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Bumhole

the puckered hole between a man and woman's leg and inside the bum
"Bumholes are just that, bumholes!" Stevie said, as though this explained everything.

Geordie just looked at him with a sardonic smile that showed Stevie how ridiculous he was being. But Stevie didn’t care. He had a big brown goopie bumhole and he LOVED it.
by jjjlov November 4, 2018
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