PONNED

TO BE BITCH-SLAPPED WITH A USED TAMPON.

I WARNED HIM AND HE JUST KEPT SAYING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, SO I FIGURED HE WAS BEGGING TO BE PONNED!" "THOSE BITCHES THOUGHT THEY COULD CORNER ME IN THE GYM BATHROOM, SO I CAME OUT OF THE STALL AND STRAIGHT PONNED THE FIRST BITCH I SAW!

by CRUEFAN March 4, 2011

PONNED

THE ACTION OF BEING BITCH SLAPPED WITH A TAMPON. A GREAT INDICATOR THAT YOU JUST PISSED OFF A WOMAN ON THE RAG!

I WAS SO PISSED OFF I PONNED HIM SQUARE IN THE JAW!" - OR- "YOUR CHEEK HAS A STRANGE BRUISE,WHAT HAPPENED?" "OH THAT? I GOT PONNED BY MY WIFE LAST NIGHT. I DESERVED IT."

by CRUEFAN February 25, 2011

PON

Short for Ponkotsu (ポンコツ) meaning "clumsy", "useless" or "unreliable". Someone is PON when they mess up in a clumsy way. Being PON can also be seen as an endearing trait. It is a slang used in Japanese comedies. Its is also often used by hoolive vtubers.

1:"Oh no i messed up!"

2:"You're totally PON"

by dinmammaseriost May 29, 2022

ponning

A Singaporean Slang meaning to skip school (or other activities) or to play truant.

For Example,

"Samir is ponning school today"

by nauGhtyguy710 January 20, 2014

pon

On

Pon di river Pon di bank

by Rexall September 15, 2003

pon this

Up on this, in respect to an item or location of an item.

You got any garbage bags pon this?

by Ridgs January 1, 2009

Pons

1. Brand of German dictionary

2. Synonym for 'crap'

1. Give me the Pons...

2. Well, that's just Pons, isn't it?

by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004