by benth February 20, 2010
A man is "porned out" when he has watched so much porn, he loses touch with reality. Typically he over-manscapes, with the misguided impression that it makes his dick look bigger, and insists on trying painful positions he has seen in skinflicks. Usually thinks he's amazing in bed, but has no idea of what a woman wants.
"I really liked him until we got busy. What a disappointment, he's totally porned out. (sigh)"
"He really porned-out his junk, so he looked like a hairless twelve year old. (shudder)"
"He really porned-out his junk, so he looked like a hairless twelve year old. (shudder)"
by funkiemunkee February 4, 2010
Rick: these are some scary times Jim, scary times.
Jim: well it cant be as bad as the porn out of 2002.
Rick:yea i suppose your right
Jim: well it cant be as bad as the porn out of 2002.
Rick:yea i suppose your right
by MRbomangles January 21, 2011
When two friends partake in the viewing of pornographic material without partaking in autosexual acts (i.e masturbation). Coined in the FX television show Wilfred. The man from whom Elijah Wood's character stole from but was told he didn't suggests porning out with his new found pal. Elijah Wood feels very uncomfortable.
by Ian Motherfucking Curtis July 8, 2011
To overload oneself with pornography so that one might be left in a state of exhaustion following long masturbation sessions.
by Syntactyx July 15, 2013