porned

v. to shorten the lifespan of a computer significantly by viewing excessive amounts of pornography. Very similar to catching a STD but for your computer. Making it extremely complicated and frustrating to stream music, movies or any website.

enducing your computer into a pornographic "coma"

bro 1: "Dude did you jump on the computer and watch the new episode of Tim and Eric?"
bro 2: " I would thoroughly enjoy that but I've porned my computer to death

by frankyfarts May 20, 2010

porned

when annoying raunchy, sex ads pop up on your computer by accident.

"Dude, I was streaming Law & Order from some sketchy website last night in the living room, and I got porned!! I can't believe the volume wasn't on mute and my Grandmother was sitting right next to me!"

by yungsalvage May 25, 2018

porned

the past tense form of the verb porn which is 1)the act of looking at porn. 2) a word to describe the act of looking up, searching for porn on the internet

see also the gerund form porning

1) I got some porn and porned all weekend.
2) I would be more alert today if I hadn't porned all night on my computer.

by Ryan Sumner July 16, 2008

Porned

porned (adjective): An adjective, that describes the porno variant of a movie, e.g. the porned harry potter movies

Have you seen the porned fantastic beast and where to find them? It was absolutly horrible. #porned

by #Timtation March 16, 2018

porned

a better and funnier way of saying get recked

jason falls over
"get porned idiot"

by many corns for k ratty November 15, 2021

porned out

When you have watched so much porn that it has become boring.

I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites tonight I'm porned out.

by benth February 19, 2010

porned beef

after excessive masturbation to porn, a man's penis is sore and limp.

oh man, i spent all day beating off to Jenna Haze, now i have porned beef

by mehsef;ohuin October 13, 2009