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PONNED

I WARNED HIM AND HE JUST KEPT SAYING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, SO I FIGURED HE WAS BEGGING TO BE PONNED!" "THOSE BITCHES THOUGHT THEY COULD CORNER ME IN THE GYM BATHROOM, SO I CAME OUT OF THE STALL AND STRAIGHT PONNED THE FIRST BITCH I SAW!
by CRUEFAN March 4, 2011
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PONNED

THE ACTION OF BEING BITCH SLAPPED WITH A TAMPON. A GREAT INDICATOR THAT YOU JUST PISSED OFF A WOMAN ON THE RAG!
I WAS SO PISSED OFF I PONNED HIM SQUARE IN THE JAW!" - OR- "YOUR CHEEK HAS A STRANGE BRUISE,WHAT HAPPENED?" "OH THAT? I GOT PONNED BY MY WIFE LAST NIGHT. I DESERVED IT."
by CRUEFAN February 25, 2011
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crotchface

What my best friend calls her husbands face when he doesnt shave. when a mans mouth resembles a vagina fighting its way thru all the hair.
"don't even think of getting near me with that nasty ass crotchface! go shave that shit! if i wanted to make out with a vagina,i sure as shit wouldnt be married to you!" she said to him.
by CRUEFAN March 14, 2011
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