benth's definitions

Magic kingdom

A place where the lines for the sucky rides are long the lines for the good rides stretch to the moon, and you are herded like cattle in the Florida heat. Spend 2 hours waiting for a 15 minute ride and you know it's not the magic but heat stoke that make you giddy. The more Disney yaps about the magic the more you realize the isn't any.

How was the magic kingdom? I haven't been that badly treated scene boot camp.

by benth April 26, 2008

pocket courage

A gun. From Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers calling a gang banger, " a coward who carries his courage in his pocket."

Some blakkk used his pocket courage, and killed a baby in a drive by shooting.

by benth March 29, 2008

blactivist

A person who will go halfway across the country to protest racial injustice while in his own hood blacks are killing blacks.

I went to Louisiana to fight racism did any thing happen while I was gone? Not really 3 kids were shot and killed. Shit well nobody said that being a blactivist would be easy.

by benth April 23, 2008

tardsome

Awsome stupidity.

Norman left his laptop on his car roof, and drove off. It was tardsome.

by benth September 26, 2008

cat at a dog show

To be in an awkward possibly dangerous situation where you don't belong. Knowing that no matter how friendly the dogs may be at the moment, you are still a cat and things can change for the worse in an instant.

How was the party? I felt like a cat at a dog show.

by benth December 25, 2009

volunteer

Being forced to do something you don't want to do, on your own time, without any compensation, because some one can force you to do it. A form of forced labor,or slavery.

They want us to do work for free, that they would have to pay outside contractors to do, and they call it volunteer service. I call it screwing the help, but I'll do it because I need this job.

by benth December 20, 2009

Obama Mama

A white slut who gets fucked by nigga's.

Barbara Walters is an Obama Mama.

by benth May 9, 2008