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Ontopacock 

When yo girl does everything for you like you told her to. Sometimes goes above and beyond any other bitch has.
Chris- "damn that fucking Cheyenne treats you good".

James- "yeah. That bitch is ontopacock".
Ontopacock by SmashKing December 23, 2014
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What it means for something to exist.
What does it mean for that chair in your room to exist? Does it exist because it is there in a physical form, because the material is there? Or does it exist because of its function, because the chair is there to be sat upon? What it means for something to exist is ontology, and both of these examples would work.
ontology by puhdoo November 2, 2013
Roman word for extremely hot guy. Very athletic. Loves women and women love him. Women love him especially for his big d*ck. Very book smart and street smart. Just a perfect man.
Girl 1: I wish Ontonio was here.

Girl 2: I know, Ontonio is so dreamy.
Ontonio by Kasdy December 9, 2012

generative ontology 

The hypothesis that religion emerged as a paradigm to protect consciousness from destroying language.
Generative ontology argues that religion (narrative ego) and all mythologies are a promise to the consciousness by the super-conscious (mind) that language will one day be destroyed.

we're jumping onto white base

A mandatory phrase for driving a powerful vehicle off a cliff. Can be applied to situations not involving, a base or any headquarters. Can also be applied to different coloured base.Being fat and black( or was he mexican?......or puerto rican?) is optional. Being a comic relief anime character is a plus.
Sean:" Dude take a left!"
Danny:" That's a cliff!?"
Sean: "Dude trust me!"
Danny"FINE JEEZ......OH FUCK!!!"
Sean" WE'RE JUMPING ONTO WHITE BASE!!!!!"
Sean and Danny:" AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
On the show Torchwood, the relationship between the characters Owen Harper (Team medic) and Ianto Jones is known widely as Ownto. (combination of their two names).

It is also a very good pairing indeed.
I'm having an Ownto moment.
Ownto by Tupperware18 April 12, 2009