ontological

1. The adjective form of ontology. 2. A word for which no non-pretentious use exists outside of a philosophy class.

When I asked a hottie if she knew what "ontological" meant, she unceremoniously slapped me with a dictionary.

ontological by brownacre_1 July 13, 2019

ontological

The branch of metaphysics that deals with the idea and nature of being/existing. Furthermore, anyone who uses this word in a philosophy class is a fucktard. Period.

I think that the ontological reprecussions of that ethical theorem are simply proposterous. I am a huge ass.

ontological by dart_smart_ass May 6, 2006

ontological empericism

a study of the word itself

i study ontological empericism

ontological empericism by ontological empericism March 20, 2009

Ontological Extramaterialism 

Ontological Extramaterialism is a philosophical worldview that extraphysical and extramatter are the only reality and that everything, including thought, feeling, mind, and will, can be explained in terms of extramatter and extraphysical phenomena. Ontological Extramaterialism also holds that extraphysical mechanics and extraphysics can explain all reality and everything inside reality such as matter and physics are actually part of extramatter and extraphysics.

“Ontological Extramaterialism is a really common philosophical worldview among several spiritual groups that actually support the ideas of extraphysicalism, extramaterialism and extranaturalism.”

Ontological Extramaterialism by Full Monteirism June 5, 2021

untological 

An argument unto itself that arose to refute the ontological 'proof' for the existence of a guiding intelligence that created the universe with a 'purpose' behind the many observable processes.

According to this theory, on-tology is invalid un-til a process is discovered that requires an omnipotent intelligence at the core of it's genesis. Until then, such conjectures will be categorized onto the class of unsubstantiated presuppostions.

It is possible that atheists will find themselves in an untological cul-de-sac if they continue to reject any form of purpose or objective in the process of evolution. It may not be sound science, but it would be pragmatic politically.

untological by Recursive Prophet January 11, 2008

ontologically-challenged

Can be used as an insult to mean that someone's grasp of reality (ontological perspective) is different to the norm.

"Look at her outfit...if she thinks that looks good then she must be seriously ontologically-challenged!"

ontologically-challenged by choir-nerd December 12, 2013

Ocologicalation 

Ocologicalation is when your teacher asks you if you have any questions and you say you don't but you do. You just don't know how to ask.

When the teacher asks you if you have a question

Your response: "I don't know I'm feeling some Ocologicalation"

Ocologicalation by BlueE's March 23, 2021