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Optophobia

The fear of opening someon's eyes
Optophobia: a person opening the eyelids of a dead body
by sinaloense March 25, 2012
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oikophobia

Xenophobia is fear of the alien; oikophobia is fear of the familiar: "the disposition, in any conflict, to side with 'them' against 'us', and the felt need to denigrate the customs, culture and institutions that are identifiably 'ours.' " British philosopher Roger Scruton
Left-leaning Americans often are driven by conscious and subconscious oikophobia.
by Ivanchuk August 28, 2010
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opiophobic shield

What doctors and more often physician assistants put up when someone with legitimate chronic pain has exhausted all other options aside from opioids; potent narcotic analgesics. The reason for it is usually the provider has been harassed by the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) into thinking they have some "quota" or max number of times they can write for opioids which is bogus.

The shield usually consists of blatant lies to patients such as:
"I actually can't prescribe narcotics..."
"There is too much of a risk of addiction with that product so I'm not going to prescribe it"
"Its too addictive"
"I'm not allowed"
Or commonly just a blank stare as they look at you as if you just asked for 900mg of heroin in tablet form simultaneously coming up with a way to avoid the topic. Ask any chronic pain patient how many times they've had to arm wrestle physicians for better quality of life.
John 19 years old had been a star power lifter and football player for 5 years, towards the end of his high school experience he herniated a disc in his neck resulting in severe weakness and shooting pain in both arms. After 12 months of pain management with full compliance and patience John showed little improvement in his pain levels despite trying everything his physician suggested. When he asked for something stronger his doctor accused him of being drug seeking and dismissed his requests. When John ended up with more pain he had to see his doctors physicians assistant since the doctor was too busy playing golf. The physicians assistant lied to John and told him "he could not prescribe pain killers", the PA obviously didn't have the balls to be upfront and John continues to suffer.

Earny 91 years old had been doing manual labor work for over 30 years and was hit by a car causing severe pain that could not be resolved with regular pain killers. His doctor refused to put him on MS Contin or any other pain killers citing the fact that he could become addicted. Even though Earny's health was rapidly deteriorating his doctor put his own agenda ahead of Earny's quality of life. Earny died a slow painful death which could have been eased with Morphine.

Narcotics are vital and legitimate aspects of medicine! Do not be an opiophobic shield to a better life for pain patients!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 25, 2011
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oofophobia

n. Fear of hearing the oof word/sound.
Example of oofophobia:

{SYSTEM}: User has joined the game.
User: Yayyy a new server

User2: oUtTa mY WaY pUnK
*Pushes user*
OOF

{SYSTEM} User has left the game.
by ThePhobiaGuy May 13, 2021
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Octophobia

fear of the number 8, this IS a legit and very real phobia.
"I suffer from Octophobia."

"5, 6, 7, ...AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
by M-HO March 10, 2005
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Octophobia

The belief that October does not exist.

Some Octophobics also believe that the calendar goes straight from September to December.
"I do not believe October exists."

"That makes you Octophobic!"

"Wow.. Octophobia is everywhere.."
by Rice_Bullets September 13, 2020
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Ohiophobia

Someone who is afraid of the state known as Ohio
Charlie "Hey wanna go to Ohio?" Timmy "Sorry man I can't I have Ohiophobia"
by H3IS3NB3R9 August 24, 2022
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