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Octophobia

The belief that October does not exist.

Some Octophobics also believe that the calendar goes straight from September to December.
"I do not believe October exists."

"That makes you Octophobic!"

"Wow.. Octophobia is everywhere.."
Octophobia by Rice_Bullets September 13, 2020

Octophobia

according to this person he/she fears the number 8, but if he/she had 8 cocks or 8 pussies in front of them, im sure he/she would get over the phobia of 8
"I suffer from Octophobia."

"5, 6, 7, ...AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Source: M-HO, Mar 10, 2005
author M-HO
I have no octophobia, i love having 8 pussies in front of my face and fucking 8 pussies....
Octophobia by blthrskt July 24, 2008

oikophobia 

Xenophobia is fear of the alien; oikophobia is fear of the familiar: "the disposition, in any conflict, to side with 'them' against 'us', and the felt need to denigrate the customs, culture and institutions that are identifiably 'ours.' " British philosopher Roger Scruton
Left-leaning Americans often are driven by conscious and subconscious oikophobia.
oikophobia by Ivanchuk August 28, 2010

oofophobia 

n. Fear of hearing the oof word/sound.
Example of oofophobia:

{SYSTEM}: User has joined the game.
User: Yayyy a new server

User2: oUtTa mY WaY pUnK
*Pushes user*
OOF

{SYSTEM} User has left the game.
oofophobia by ThePhobiaGuy May 13, 2021

noctophobia 

The intense change of emotions that occurs when the sun sets. Often non-frightening things turn very scary when night approaches and you are laying in the bed. Symptoms include: imagining the broom in the corner is a serial killer coming to murder you, carrying around a baseball bat just to go to the toilet, and burying yourself beneath mountains of blankets so the horrors of the night do not get you.
Oh my word! When my phone vibrated on my dresser last night, I was so freaked that I bashed it in with my fist.

Wowzers, dude. You must have had a serious case of noctophobia.

ochlophobia 

phobia of fear of crowds
out of all the places he could live being a ochlophobiac he picked a barn in the middle of a feild in a city having a population of 200 people
ochlophobia by temple square December 30, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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