M-HO's definitions

poonj

to engage in coitus. Origin: the Ojibwe natives in Minnesota. The Ojibwe have a phrase "Poonjegay" which means "to dip meat in grease." Among the teenagers there, it's shortened to "Poonj" and has become slang for sex.

"Hey, did you two poonj last night?"
"Were you guys poonjin?"

by M-HO March 10, 2005

def-jel

to be definitly jealous of something or someone.

"omg she has such perfect hair! i'm SOOO def-jel!"

"you got an A on that test?! yeah, i'm def-jel"

by M-HO March 10, 2005

whure

Has the same meaning as the word whore, but is not as harsh. Used more in a friendly joking context with close friends, than as an insult.

"You broke the remote control?! You dirty whure!"

"Dont be such a whure"

by M-HO March 10, 2005

sharky

a variation of the shocker but uses the thumb for clitoral stimulation

see shocker definition

by M-HO March 10, 2005

stick in the mud

When a guy poops on a female's crotch, and then penetrates through to the vagina to have sex.

"I gave her the ol' stick in the mud"

by M-HO March 10, 2005

lmfaomf

internet slang. it really more fo a joke to poke fun at all the acronyms used in chat room talk. A variation on LMAO, it means "laughing my fucking ass off mother fucker"

"i cant believe you jsut said that LMFAOMF!!!"

by M-HO March 10, 2005

spoonj

A variation on the word poonj which means to spoon while being naked (it does not mean to have sex).

"heya, wanna spoonj?"

"I think i still owe you a spoonj"

by M-HO March 10, 2005