A factitious disease created through the kissing of a hamster. And onto a human being again. It's awfully contagious and won't kill you. But, watch out - you can always tell when someone has it if they have a sore throat! It all began in 2009, right before the Swine Flu. What copy cats.
Joanna: Dude, Jess. Did you see Danny the other day?
Jess: Hahah! Yes, he has ONOM. What a loser.
Joanna: I know! How'd he get it?
Jess: From his hamster.
Joanna: Woah.
Jess: Hahah! Yes, he has ONOM. What a loser.
Joanna: I know! How'd he get it?
Jess: From his hamster.
Joanna: Woah.
by Jesskiddin August 11, 2009
Get the Onommug. A person often playful with no sense of their own, extremely jealous and relies on friends for moral support way too often
by Moohh September 4, 2017
Get the Onomemug. by Gaddafithagoat June 22, 2020
Get the Onomemug. Economic theory that states lost wealth and missed financial opportunities will magically reappear at the end of ones career. Taken from Reaganomics where wealth trickles down from the top, zeke-onomics drizzles toward the rear.
1: "Sorry you didn't get that step raise ole chap, you'll make it up in the end."
2: "Thats some bullshit zeke-onomics"
2: "Thats some bullshit zeke-onomics"
by John Wesley February 11, 2008
Get the Zeke-onomicsmug. An economic principle relating to the excess use of resources, often wasting items, or putting recyclable items in the trash.
by pTerodactyl123 October 26, 2008
Get the Genghis Khan-onomicsmug. 
Many states are now allowing gay marriages once they realize that not to allow gays to marry is missing out on gay-onomics.
by Guido1 June 3, 2009
Get the Gay-onomicsmug.