Onom

A factitious disease created through the kissing of a hamster. And onto a human being again. It's awfully contagious and won't kill you. But, watch out - you can always tell when someone has it if they have a sore throat! It all began in 2009, right before the Swine Flu. What copy cats.

Joanna: Dude, Jess. Did you see Danny the other day?

Jess: Hahah! Yes, he has ONOM. What a loser.

Joanna: I know! How'd he get it?
Jess: From his hamster.

Joanna: Woah.

by Jesskiddin August 11, 2009

Onome

A person often playful with no sense of their own, extremely jealous and relies on friends for moral support way too often

She was sad I got a present simply because she's an Onome

by Moohh September 4, 2017

Onome

Person wey no dey hear word. A pigheaded person. An Èlètikùnkùn.

Guy, why you dey do like Onome.

by Gaddafithagoat June 22, 2020

Zeke-onomics

Economic theory that states lost wealth and missed financial opportunities will magically reappear at the end of ones career. Taken from Reaganomics where wealth trickles down from the top, zeke-onomics drizzles toward the rear.

1: "Sorry you didn't get that step raise ole chap, you'll make it up in the end."
2: "Thats some bullshit zeke-onomics"

by John Wesley February 11, 2008

Genghis Khan-onomics

An economic principle relating to the excess use of resources, often wasting items, or putting recyclable items in the trash.

By taking all the free packets of ranch, the consumer had effectively applied Genghis Khan-onomics.

by pTerodactyl123 October 26, 2008

onom pa

eat shit or eat poo

onom pa beech

by learn from a chuukese friend March 12, 2024

Onome

Onome is that girl #GIRLBOSS! She is not to be played because she dangerous RRRR! She loves animals, music, and food! She will always be there for you, and is like a sister if you treat her right. She is a biracial queen who never backs down. Onome neveeeer gets frustrated and has so much love for her family, including her sister. If you just got a car, don't let her in because she heavy handed. She is that GIRL who be busing out dem jeans. She can hit the quad like a champ too. Don't play with the queen.

Ouuuuu I love me some Onome she pressuh pressuh! "Aye little lady come here witcho extra thick self"

by Monique flopyala February 9, 2022