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Onomatopenis 

1. The word used to describe the sounds that a penis makes.
2. Word invented by the mysterious Robespierre during the first GD movie night.
3. The title of a CD that will be released in the future.
4. User name of the only certified cool-point distributor on Gaiaonline.com
1. I'm writing a sexy story. What's an onomatopenis that I can use?
2. "No, call your CD Onomatopenis."
3."Okay, fine. If I ever release a CD, I'm going to call it Onomatopenis."
4. "Onomatopenis, everyone only loves you because of your username, but that's okay, because it's amazing."
Onomatopenis by Onomanomona August 18, 2009
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onomatopeic 

A word described by its sound, usually applied to sounds of a sexual nature, or to an animal's call
Squawk , moo, oink and meow are onomatopeic words. So is sploosh.
onomatopeic by Zankou December 12, 2008

Onomatopeeing

The sound that your pee makes exiting your body and hitting the toilet. Sound made whilst urination occurs.
Yo, dude, his onomatopeeing is loud as hell!
Onomatopeeing by Kattheoreo August 13, 2016

onamatopenis 

Sounds the male reproductive organ makes when ejaculation occurs.
Man, he sounds really weird when he makes his onamatopenis's!
onamatopenis by rk321 June 13, 2009

onomatapenis

the sounds a man makes while masterbating.
dude, i heard your onomatapenis from all the way downstairs last night.
onomatapenis by itcabraun June 13, 2010

onomopenis 

Referring to the sound a dick makes
onomatopoeia + penis = onomatopenis
"Everything that bitch says sounds like an onomopenis . Like blegh."
onomopenis by 33332 July 12, 2014
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