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Onomé is a loving friend who will always be there for those she loves 💗 no matter the circumstance. She cares for others more than herself and always has a smile on her face,she enjoys making others happy and is a ride or die chick. You’d be very lucky to have Onomé as she is one of the realist people you’ll ever meet. She speaks her mind and doesn’t care who’s around. Don’t disrespect her or those she loves because she will certainly have find you
I’m very lucky to have an Onomé💗
Onomé by Jurneah June 10, 2018
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A person often playful with no sense of their own, extremely jealous and relies on friends for moral support way too often
She was sad I got a present simply because she's an Onome
Onome by Moohh September 4, 2017
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Person wey no dey hear word. A pigheaded person. An Èlètikùnkùn.
Guy, why you dey do like Onome.
Onome by Gaddafithagoat June 22, 2020
Onome is that girl #GIRLBOSS! She is not to be played because she dangerous RRRR! She loves animals, music, and food! She will always be there for you, and is like a sister if you treat her right. She is a biracial queen who never backs down. Onome neveeeer gets frustrated and has so much love for her family, including her sister. If you just got a car, don't let her in because she heavy handed. She is that GIRL who be busing out dem jeans. She can hit the quad like a champ too. Don't play with the queen.
Ouuuuu I love me some Onome she pressuh pressuh! "Aye little lady come here witcho extra thick self"
Onome by Monique flopyala February 9, 2022

Onomatopenis 

1. The word used to describe the sounds that a penis makes.
2. Word invented by the mysterious Robespierre during the first GD movie night.
3. The title of a CD that will be released in the future.
4. User name of the only certified cool-point distributor on Gaiaonline.com
1. I'm writing a sexy story. What's an onomatopenis that I can use?
2. "No, call your CD Onomatopenis."
3."Okay, fine. If I ever release a CD, I'm going to call it Onomatopenis."
4. "Onomatopenis, everyone only loves you because of your username, but that's okay, because it's amazing."
Onomatopenis by Onomanomona August 18, 2009

otome isekai 

As an experienced otome isekai enjoyer of several years, I will give a short blurb of this genre.
Otome Isekai is a sub-genre of Isekai where the main character(s) are in some way transported to another world that resembles an otome game.

Isekai means "other world" in Japanese. Isekai stories are those where the protagonist goes to another world. Things like Escaflowne, Sword Art Online, even No-Game No-Life are all forms of Isekai.
Otome means "maiden" and "otome games" are a type of dating-sim visual novel game for girls and women. The goal is to make choices to navigate various story routes to win the hearts of different capture targets.

It is essentially the girly version of the modern shounen isekai that goes in the direction of female wish fulfillment. Instead of stuck in an action game, she's stuck in a romance novel or romance game. It is almost always "died and reborn there" rather than the sort of "stuck" we see in Sword Art Online or the "teleported" we saw in the 90s.
In general, otome isekais contain almost all of the following tropes:
1. The Main Character (MC) has foreknowledge of the events to come.
2. Our Main Character is usually a villainess.
3. Our Main Character almost always wants to avoid the "bad ending."
4. The setting is Lords and Ladies.
5. The Story is about Relationships.
6. It is written for The Female Gaze.
sara: I really wish I could get hit by a truck and isekaied into an otome isekai.
beth: otome isekai?
sara: yeah so I can be surrounded by pretty boys 24/7
otome isekai by __nil May 19, 2021

onosecond 

The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
onosecond by Jimmed September 26, 2006
Word of the Day on July 12, 2020
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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