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On my knees 

The period after a break up when depression sets in and you want him/her back.
Dude, she broke up with my 37 days ago, I'm on my knees. I want her back.
On my knees by kneeeesss November 28, 2012

on my knees to pray 

he/she rocketed to the moon, soon after i got down on my knees to pray!

she loved it when i got down on my knees to pray!

i'm on my knees 

when someone really wants something from you.
or
when someone is preparing to give you head
i'm on my knees man, pleease.
or
i'm on my knees~
i'm on my knees by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

get on my knees and kiss your toes 

as in beg for forgiveness
What do you want me to do? Get on my knees and kiss your toes?

It's hurting on my knees 

What Grandpa Say!
It's Hurting On My Knees!

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees 

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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