perfect wave

ultimate/divine anything this phrase was born in bruce brown's 'endless summer' surfing movie about search for same. concept lends itself to nearly everything!

sonically, john the bass player was searching for the perfect wave jill gave up on the perfect wave; and left with something adequate

by michael foolsley December 01, 2009

close encounter of the third kind

an experience with a human that is so bizarre one might as well be dealing with an alien.

when i was dealing with those liberals, it was a definite close encounter of the third kind...

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

god of sex

the imaginary god who grants you a 'taste' at his/her/its' leisure. -what remains in the background chuckling to itself whether you 'strike big' or not. if you are/were a good little 'person' perhaps the god of sex will grant YOU a 'taste'!! .

jen, i saw you with muscles mcfoolsley last night? did you get a treatment...-yes, thanks to the god of sex!!! the god of sex greenlit me with rosanna last night, i almost 'tacked out on that!!!!

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

folding greens

the religious sect whose deity is a piece of green american paper that can move mountains and/or get males sex (good rock band name!)

those republicans seem like nothing but a bunch of folding greens!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

tearass

a HUGE fart that hurts when exiting!

judy cut a tearass and her face reddened, but john swooned! a tearass is a rare and precious fart!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

make a mess

co-mingling of body fluids, wet spot, etc

lets' make a mess!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

porcelain room

"bathroom", loo -room to excrete/evacuate in private in

i had to ask where the porcelain room was

by michael foolsley December 26, 2009