Lewis: Ahhhh mate, check that bird out at the bar
Sammy: Shes pretty Knees mate
Groom: Yup, Knees
Paul: Knees, Knees
Dave: What? Nahh, she'll turn me down
Sammy: Shes pretty Knees mate
Groom: Yup, Knees
Paul: Knees, Knees
Dave: What? Nahh, she'll turn me down
by Paul Halliday January 20, 2008
Knees is a term for someone who is lower than a cunt. Basically the an extreme insult for someone whose actions and/or words deserve a harsher derogatory term (i.e someone who is worse than a cunt)
Jeff: Not only did Ron make fun of Hanks dead mother, but he killed Hanks dog and raped his sister!
Carl: What a cunt!
Jeff: No. He's lower than a cunt. He's knees.
Carl: What a cunt!
Jeff: No. He's lower than a cunt. He's knees.
by Jerry Stand Up June 15, 2009
by COBRAKIY July 05, 2016
A very sexual part of your body. It makes you feel very special when your partner touches you there.
"I went out with Ashton, Michael, Calum, and Luke last night."
"You did? You all touch knees together?"
"Yes, we had kneesome."
"You did? You all touch knees together?"
"Yes, we had kneesome."
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