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WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.
The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!
WTF-ometer by talk2me-JCH2 November 5, 2017
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An ometere is a smart, independent girl, who cares for her family and friends and never lets anyone down. She hates fakeness and she’s always up for a challenge
That’s a kind of OMETERE I need in my life.
Omg she must be OMETERE
ometere by Lalalalax November 25, 2018
A person who is from a land, filled with sand. One who lives in a desert like environment.
My friend lives in Egypt we call him oMeteor because he is always talking about the sandy living conditions
oMeteor by GP community November 5, 2019

Slut-ometer 

The innate sense that most males are born with that tells them who is a slut, who isn't, and how much of a slut that person is. Often expressed with beeping noises.
Dude 1: Look at that chick wearing the tube-top!
Dude 2: Slut-ometer is on!
Dude 3: beep-beep-beep...
(girl gets closer)
Dude 3: BEEPBEEPBEEP
Slut-ometer by WadeWilson January 27, 2010

omlete in a hole 

Noun: the act of cracking an egg and pouring it into your partners already spread buthole then dumping a bag of shreaded cheese and cut up peppers into there rectum. Once finished ur partner then stands over you and squeezes the mixture into your mouth.
Hey bob my wife gave me me an omlete in a hole last weekend.

Give-a-shit-Ometer 

An 'in my head' meter that registers to what degree I give a fuck.
Give me a moment...so I can check that out on my Give-a-shit-Ometer. Hmmm???...Nope, nothing!
Give-a-shit-Ometer by talk2me-JCH2 December 28, 2022