WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.

The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 November 5, 2017

Slut-ometer

The innate sense that most males are born with that tells them who is a slut, who isn't, and how much of a slut that person is. Often expressed with beeping noises.

Dude 1: Look at that chick wearing the tube-top!
Dude 2: Slut-ometer is on!
Dude 3: beep-beep-beep...
(girl gets closer)
Dude 3: BEEPBEEPBEEP

by WadeWilson January 27, 2010

kill ometer

fuck ometer

Me: kill ometer. ometer fucking sucks man

by Collloser The Typer Boi November 5, 2021

Rage-ometer

The measure of rage accomplished in a single night. Deciding factors include the amount of alcohol consumed, people fucked, and poor decisions made.

Dude, last night was a perfect 10 on the rage-ometer.

Rage-ometer set, let's rage.

by Addalicia June 2, 2011

Give-a-shit-Ometer

An 'in my head' meter that registers to what degree I give a fuck.

Give me a moment...so I can check that out on my Give-a-shit-Ometer. Hmmm???...Nope, nothing!

by talk2me-JCH2 December 28, 2022

ometere

An ometere is a smart, independent girl, who cares for her family and friends and never lets anyone down. She hates fakeness and she’s always up for a challenge

That’s a kind of OMETERE I need in my life.
Omg she must be OMETERE

by Lalalalax November 25, 2018

ometer

The ometer is a device that detects people who say too many slurs. It's just an ometer because the first part is censored.

"Hang on, my ometer beeps whenever i look at David Michael Bennett III!"

by empha September 15, 2023