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old granny 

A sexually active cougar that can be classified as older than a cougar despite the name. Old granny’s can be horny, more sexually active and idly more pleasurable.
Just smashed an old granny, best sex of my life not gonna lie

old granny basher 

Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.
old granny basher by greyshark7 February 3, 2008

old granny buttskin 

the texture an object takes on when dried out- wrinkly, rough, and dry.
The dried up orange looks and feel like some old granny buttskin.
old granny buttskin by Casseblanca September 12, 2005

Old Granny Joe 

The most evil granny ever who hits you with her walking stick every time you pass her.

Joe isn't even a female name.
Oh no, let's run, it's old granny Joe again!
Old Granny Joe by Griggles October 19, 2020

old grannies

Don't google!
You will be scared.
(Also don't search ancient grannies for your own good).
"I googled old grannies and death can't come sooner"
old grannies by The Big moist cheese December 26, 2017

Old grannies

Please dont go there on google images you will need to get bleach
Friend 1 Hey man have you looked up old grannies on google images.
Friend 2 No why
F1 just do it

F2 ok
*I minute later*
F2 MY EYESSSSS
Old grannies by Yourmomgay6969 August 6, 2020
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
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