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whevs

And if a woman should say she doesn’t want to have children at all, the world is apt to go decidedly peculiar:
‘Ooooh, don’t speak too soon,’ it will say – as if knowing whether or not you’re the kind of person who desires to make a whole other human being in your guts, out of sex and food, then base the rest of your life around its welfare, is a breezy, ‘Hey – whevs’ decision
by greyshark7 December 12, 2017
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type that down

The computer equivalent of 'write that down'.
Some of these sketch show ideas are great. Especially the banana one. Type that down.
by greyshark7 August 26, 2011
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Crack addict eyes

When is dishevelled and has eyes that are so tired you just know they have been on a lifetime of crack and/or heroin. In actuallity, the effect has like been achieved with a few weeks' poor sleep.
I can't go anywhere because people assume I have crack addict eyes. In reality I'm just a poor sleeper.
by greyshark7 May 17, 2011
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ROFFL

Roll On Fucking Floor Laughing. ROFL but with sarcasm or those with Tourette's
Bill: A policeman beat me up because I have Tourette's
Todd: LOL
Bill: ROFFL
by greyshark7 October 19, 2010
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Eutrophicate

1. To indirectly cause the destruction of an aquatic community by allowing substantial amounts of fertilising compounds to enter a clean body of water such as a pond or river.

2. To drop a deuce into a pond or river. Implies that the resulting noxious log will kill all the fauna.
Man: Fucking hell son, what did I tell you about shitting in the sea? Do you want to eutrophicate it and see all the fishes die?
by greyshark7 December 14, 2008
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bookmark

A visible cum stain on the page of a jazz mag. Futhermore, when it is hardened the reader can open to the page it is on with ease, similar to the use of a traditional bookmark.
I quickly flicked to the kitchen appliances section of the catalogue to avoid her seeing the bookmark I had left on the lingerie pages.
by greyshark7 December 14, 2008
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pegasus pills

Drugs given to a racehorse so that it may run faster.
The redoubtable beast has had pegasus pills.
by greyshark7 May 20, 2008
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