Definitions by greyshark7
whevs
And if a woman should say she doesn’t want to have children at all, the world is apt to go decidedly peculiar:
‘Ooooh, don’t speak too soon,’ it will say – as if knowing whether or not you’re the kind of person who desires to make a whole other human being in your guts, out of sex and food, then base the rest of your life around its welfare, is a breezy, ‘Hey – whevs’ decision
‘Ooooh, don’t speak too soon,’ it will say – as if knowing whether or not you’re the kind of person who desires to make a whole other human being in your guts, out of sex and food, then base the rest of your life around its welfare, is a breezy, ‘Hey – whevs’ decision
whevs by greyshark7 December 12, 2017
type that down
The computer equivalent of 'write that down'.
type that down by greyshark7 August 26, 2011
Crack addict eyes
When is dishevelled and has eyes that are so tired you just know they have been on a lifetime of crack and/or heroin. In actuallity, the effect has like been achieved with a few weeks' poor sleep.
I can't go anywhere because people assume I have crack addict eyes. In reality I'm just a poor sleeper.
Crack addict eyes by greyshark7 May 17, 2011
ROFFL
ROFFL by greyshark7 October 19, 2010
Eutrophicate
1. To indirectly cause the destruction of an aquatic community by allowing substantial amounts of fertilising compounds to enter a clean body of water such as a pond or river.
2. To drop a deuce into a pond or river. Implies that the resulting noxious log will kill all the fauna.
2. To drop a deuce into a pond or river. Implies that the resulting noxious log will kill all the fauna.
Man: Fucking hell son, what did I tell you about shitting in the sea? Do you want to eutrophicate it and see all the fishes die?
Eutrophicate by greyshark7 December 14, 2008
bookmark
A visible cum stain on the page of a jazz mag. Futhermore, when it is hardened the reader can open to the page it is on with ease, similar to the use of a traditional bookmark.
I quickly flicked to the kitchen appliances section of the catalogue to avoid her seeing the bookmark I had left on the lingerie pages.
bookmark by greyshark7 December 14, 2008
pegasus pills
pegasus pills by greyshark7 May 20, 2008