greyshark7's definitions

ROFFL

Roll On Fucking Floor Laughing. ROFL but with sarcasm or those with Tourette's

Bill: A policeman beat me up because I have Tourette's
Todd: LOL
Bill: ROFFL

by greyshark7 October 19, 2010

Crack addict eyes

When is dishevelled and has eyes that are so tired you just know they have been on a lifetime of crack and/or heroin. In actuallity, the effect has like been achieved with a few weeks' poor sleep.

I can't go anywhere because people assume I have crack addict eyes. In reality I'm just a poor sleeper.

by greyshark7 May 17, 2011

Eutrophicate

1. To indirectly cause the destruction of an aquatic community by allowing substantial amounts of fertilising compounds to enter a clean body of water such as a pond or river.

2. To drop a deuce into a pond or river. Implies that the resulting noxious log will kill all the fauna.

Man: Fucking hell son, what did I tell you about shitting in the sea? Do you want to eutrophicate it and see all the fishes die?

by greyshark7 December 14, 2008

bookmark

A visible cum stain on the page of a jazz mag. Futhermore, when it is hardened the reader can open to the page it is on with ease, similar to the use of a traditional bookmark.

I quickly flicked to the kitchen appliances section of the catalogue to avoid her seeing the bookmark I had left on the lingerie pages.

by greyshark7 December 14, 2008

the green mile

Any of the main streets in Britain's city centres, void of any greenery and usually culminating in a concrete shopping centre so dire you want to kill youself.

Come walk 'the green mile' in Birmingham. Broad Street is a happy and enjoyable place to get beaten up on a friday night, and ends in an entertainment complex suitable for all the family.

by greyshark7 March 13, 2007

bookmark

A visible cum stain on the page of a jazz mag. It is evidence of the owner's approval of the page and hence he can be said to have 'bookmarked' it.

I quickly flicked to the kitchen appliances section of the catalogue to avoid her seeing the bookmark I had left on the lingerie pages.

by greyshark7 March 14, 2007

free running

Running whilst in one's birthday suit. If a man, the shlong and scrotum swing freely in an agreeable and satisfying way.

The old man enjoyed free running across the country.

by greyshark7 March 14, 2007