greyshark7's definitions

bookmark

A visible cum stain on the page of a jazz mag. It is evidence of the owner's approval of the page and hence he can be said to have 'bookmarked' it.

I quickly flicked to the kitchen appliances section of the catalogue to avoid her seeing the bookmark I had left on the lingerie pages.

by greyshark7 March 14, 2007

old granny basher

Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.

"Old granny basher on the 45"

by greyshark7 February 3, 2008

alienoid

A thing or being that doesn't look like a human at all (humanoid), it looks like an alien.

That alien is an alienoid.

by greyshark7 February 4, 2008

corpse bride

A woman who is silent and maintains a passive expression throughtout sexual intercourse. Particularly applies to a woman who is a virgin bride on a honeymoon.

I feel sorry for John - he was really looking forward to shagging Martha for the first time last night, until he found out she was a corpse bride.

by greyshark7 March 14, 2007

type that down

The computer equivalent of 'write that down'.

Some of these sketch show ideas are great. Especially the banana one. Type that down.

by greyshark7 August 26, 2011

Crack addict eyes

When is dishevelled and has eyes that are so tired you just know they have been on a lifetime of crack and/or heroin. In actuallity, the effect has like been achieved with a few weeks' poor sleep.

I can't go anywhere because people assume I have crack addict eyes. In reality I'm just a poor sleeper.

by greyshark7 May 17, 2011

whevs

Whatever.

And if a woman should say she doesn’t want to have children at all, the world is apt to go decidedly peculiar:
‘Ooooh, don’t speak too soon,’ it will say – as if knowing whether or not you’re the kind of person who desires to make a whole other human being in your guts, out of sex and food, then base the rest of your life around its welfare, is a breezy, ‘Hey – whevs’ decision

by greyshark7 December 12, 2017