greyshark7's definitions

type that down

The computer equivalent of 'write that down'.

Some of these sketch show ideas are great. Especially the banana one. Type that down.

by greyshark7 August 26, 2011

bookmark

A visible cum stain on the page of a jazz mag. It is evidence of the owner's approval of the page and hence he can be said to have 'bookmarked' it.

I quickly flicked to the kitchen appliances section of the catalogue to avoid her seeing the bookmark I had left on the lingerie pages.

by greyshark7 March 14, 2007

old granny basher

Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.

"Old granny basher on the 45"

by greyshark7 February 3, 2008

bookmark

A visible cum stain on the page of a jazz mag. Futhermore, when it is hardened the reader can open to the page it is on with ease, similar to the use of a traditional bookmark.

I quickly flicked to the kitchen appliances section of the catalogue to avoid her seeing the bookmark I had left on the lingerie pages.

by greyshark7 December 14, 2008

alienoid

A thing or being that doesn't look like a human at all (humanoid), it looks like an alien.

That alien is an alienoid.

by greyshark7 February 4, 2008

corpse bride

A woman who is silent and maintains a passive expression throughtout sexual intercourse. Particularly applies to a woman who is a virgin bride on a honeymoon.

I feel sorry for John - he was really looking forward to shagging Martha for the first time last night, until he found out she was a corpse bride.

by greyshark7 March 14, 2007

the green mile

Any of the main streets in Britain's city centres, void of any greenery and usually culminating in a concrete shopping centre so dire you want to kill youself.

Come walk 'the green mile' in Birmingham. Broad Street is a happy and enjoyable place to get beaten up on a friday night, and ends in an entertainment complex suitable for all the family.

by greyshark7 March 13, 2007