old granny

A sexually active cougar that can be classified as older than a cougar despite the name. Old granny’s can be horny, more sexually active and idly more pleasurable.

Damn man that old granny I banged felt so good!

by Gregory Stanton May 19, 2020

old granny

A sexually active cougar that can be classified as older than a cougar despite the name. Old granny’s can be horny, more sexually active and idly more pleasurable.

Just smashed an old granny, best sex of my life not gonna lie

by Gregory Stanton May 19, 2020

old grannies

Don't google!
You will be scared.
(Also don't search ancient grannies for your own good).

"I googled old grannies and death can't come sooner"

by The Big moist cheese December 27, 2017

Old grannies

Please dont go there on google images you will need to get bleach

Friend 1 Hey man have you looked up old grannies on google images.
Friend 2 No why
F1 just do it

F2 ok
*I minute later*
F2 MY EYESSSSS

by Yourmomgay6969 August 6, 2020

old granny basher

Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.

"Old granny basher on the 45"

by greyshark7 February 3, 2008

old granny buttskin

the texture an object takes on when dried out- wrinkly, rough, and dry.

The dried up orange looks and feel like some old granny buttskin.

by Casseblanca September 3, 2005

Old Granny Joe

The most evil granny ever who hits you with her walking stick every time you pass her.

Joe isn't even a female name.

Oh no, let's run, it's old granny Joe again!

by Griggles October 19, 2020