Griggles's definitions

Old Granny Joe

The most evil granny ever who hits you with her walking stick every time you pass her.

Joe isn't even a female name.

Oh no, let's run, it's old granny Joe again!

by Griggles October 19, 2020

[e-mail]

The mailing person who sends your emails back to you with a failure for no visible reason.

aaand, send. Not again! mailer-daemon sent it back once again!
[e-mail]: Message failed to send to <[e-mail]>

by Griggles October 19, 2020

Ancestral Species

I had to define this today in science... If you do to, it means a species that is the ancestor of another decsending species.

Wolves are an ancestral species. They created dogs with artificial selection.

by Griggles October 16, 2020

`1234567890-=\][poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz

This is when you absent-mindedly run your finger along the keys, left to right, then right to left... Being careful not to press delete, enter or tab. The phenomena usually occurrs when you are so bored you really don't know what else to do...

`1234567890-=\poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz ... let's see what comes up.

by Griggles October 15, 2020

Should this be in Urban Dictionary?

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by Griggles October 15, 2020

Griggles

Griggles are smaller or less ripe apples left on a tree after picking.

I think I got all of them, except those griggles.

by Griggles October 15, 2020

qazsedcftgbhujmkolplokmjuhbgtfcdeszaqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

When you are so bored you type qazsedcftgbhujmkolplokmjuhbgtfcdeszaq which is made by typing the keyboard in a zig-zag pattern and back. Then you remember that you forgot qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm so you add it to the query.

What other combinations are there to type the keyboard in a weird way? Oh yeah, I forgot qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm...
qazsedcftgbhujmkolplokmjuhbgtfcdeszaqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

by Griggles October 7, 2020