Definitions by Griggles

Old Granny Joe 

The most evil granny ever who hits you with her walking stick every time you pass her.

Joe isn't even a female name.

Oh no, let's run, it's old granny Joe again!

Old Granny Joe by Griggles October 19, 2020

[e-mail] 

The mailing person who sends your emails back to you with a failure for no visible reason.

aaand, send. Not again! mailer-daemon sent it back once again!
[e-mail]: Message failed to send to <[e-mail]>

[e-mail] by Griggles October 19, 2020

Ancestral Species 

I had to define this today in science... If you do to, it means a species that is the ancestor of another decsending species.

Wolves are an ancestral species. They created dogs with artificial selection.

Ancestral Species by Griggles October 16, 2020

`1234567890-=\][poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz 

This is when you absent-mindedly run your finger along the keys, left to right, then right to left... Being careful not to press delete, enter or tab. The phenomena usually occurrs when you are so bored you really don't know what else to do...

`1234567890-=\poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz ... let's see what comes up.

`1234567890-=\][poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz by Griggles October 15, 2020

Should this be in Urban Dictionary? 

What it says twice on your screen while voting.
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Should this be in Urban Dictionary?
Oh all right, I'l click it.

Should this be in Urban Dictionary? by Griggles October 15, 2020

Griggles 

Griggles are smaller or less ripe apples left on a tree after picking.

I think I got all of them, except those griggles.

Griggles by Griggles October 15, 2020

qazsedcftgbhujmkolplokmjuhbgtfcdeszaqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

When you are so bored you type qazsedcftgbhujmkolplokmjuhbgtfcdeszaq which is made by typing the keyboard in a zig-zag pattern and back. Then you remember that you forgot qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm so you add it to the query.

What other combinations are there to type the keyboard in a weird way? Oh yeah, I forgot qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm...
qazsedcftgbhujmkolplokmjuhbgtfcdeszaqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.

qazsedcftgbhujmkolplokmjuhbgtfcdeszaqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm by Griggles October 7, 2020