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by Griggles October 15, 2020

Old Granny Joe

The most evil granny ever who hits you with her walking stick every time you pass her.

Joe isn't even a female name.

Oh no, let's run, it's old granny Joe again!

by Griggles October 19, 2020

qazsedcftgbhujmkolpplokmjuhbgtfcdeszaq

I'm suprised urban dictionary didn't have this... typed by doing diagonals in a zig-zag pattern and back. qazsedcftgbhujmkolpplokmjuhbgtfcdeszaq. You're so bored you will fall asleep.

I type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and a few more variations until qazsedcftgbhujmkolpplokmjuhbgtfcdeszaq

by Griggles September 17, 2020

Griggles

Griggles are smaller or less ripe apples left on a tree after picking.

I think I got all of them, except those griggles.

by Griggles October 15, 2020

[e-mail]

The mailing person who sends your emails back to you with a failure for no visible reason.

aaand, send. Not again! mailer-daemon sent it back once again!
[e-mail]: Message failed to send to <[e-mail]>

by Griggles October 19, 2020

`1234567890-=\][poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz

This is when you absent-mindedly run your finger along the keys, left to right, then right to left... Being careful not to press delete, enter or tab. The phenomena usually occurrs when you are so bored you really don't know what else to do...

`1234567890-=\poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz ... let's see what comes up.

by Griggles October 15, 2020

qpalzowksixmejducnrhfyvbtg

One more teir of boredom, by typing qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp but alternating first, last, second, second to last... forms qpalzowksixmejducnrhfyvbtg.

After several variations of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm I typed qpalzowksixmejducnrhfyvbtg... I'm soooooo bored...

by Griggles September 17, 2020