qazsedcftgbhujmkolpplokmjuhbgtfcdeszaq

I'm suprised urban dictionary didn't have this... typed by doing diagonals in a zig-zag pattern and back. qazsedcftgbhujmkolpplokmjuhbgtfcdeszaq. You're so bored you will fall asleep.

I type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and a few more variations until qazsedcftgbhujmkolpplokmjuhbgtfcdeszaq

by Griggles September 17, 2020

Old Granny Joe

The most evil granny ever who hits you with her walking stick every time you pass her.

Joe isn't even a female name.

Oh no, let's run, it's old granny Joe again!

by Griggles October 19, 2020

[e-mail]

The mailing person who sends your emails back to you with a failure for no visible reason.

aaand, send. Not again! mailer-daemon sent it back once again!
[e-mail]: Message failed to send to <[e-mail]>

by Griggles October 19, 2020

`1234567890-=\][poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz

This is when you absent-mindedly run your finger along the keys, left to right, then right to left... Being careful not to press delete, enter or tab. The phenomena usually occurrs when you are so bored you really don't know what else to do...

`1234567890-=\poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz ... let's see what comes up.

by Griggles October 15, 2020

qpalzowksixmejducnrhfyvbtg

One more teir of boredom, by typing qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp but alternating first, last, second, second to last... forms qpalzowksixmejducnrhfyvbtg.

After several variations of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm I typed qpalzowksixmejducnrhfyvbtg... I'm soooooo bored...

by Griggles September 17, 2020

Ancestral Species

I had to define this today in science... If you do to, it means a species that is the ancestor of another decsending species.

Wolves are an ancestral species. They created dogs with artificial selection.

by Griggles October 16, 2020

` € fifl‡°·‚—±œ„´‰ˇá¨ˆø∏”’»åíîï˝óôòúæ¸˛ç◊ı˜â¯˘¿

You are so bored that you type the whole keyboard while holding alt and shift. often happens after typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxz;lkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq.

not sure... ` € fifl‡°·‚—±Œ„´‰ˇÁ¨ˆØ∏”’»ÅÍÎÏ˝ÓÔÒÚƸ˛Ç◊ı˜Â¯˘¿ and then I'l type ¿˘¯Â˜ı◊Dz¸ÆÚÒÔÓ˝ÏÎÍÅ»’”∏؈¨Áˇ‰´„Œ±—‚·°‡flfi € ` which is backwards.

by Griggles September 15, 2020