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When someone gets pissed and is so mad he/she would rather get fucked at that moment

The man asked out a girl that he saw on Twitter and got rejected so he yelled "OH FUCK ME"

oh fuck me by Parkies69 January 8, 2018

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oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

The act of fucking someone with applesauce

Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

Guy,what the actual fuck

oh yeah fuck me with applesauce by Applesauce_man October 11, 2020

Me-Oh Fuck!

An exclamation (e.g. WTF; Holy Shit; Jesus fucking Christ; Get out of town; Bloody Nora

Me-Oh Fuck! You scared the hell out of me!

Me-Oh Fuck! by talk2me-JCH2 October 1, 2022

Oh, Fuck me.

Relating to the terms Fail and Epic Fail, this statement Is used when things go horribly wrong, like the Russians firing a nuke at themselves.

Russian ICBM Guidance Officer: Sir, the missile is not heading for America.
Russian Commander: Well where is it heading to?
Guidance Officer: Us, Sir.
Commander: Oh, fuck me.

Oh, Fuck me. by ARazgriz25@gmail.com June 24, 2011

fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes

when your dad forcefully inserts his penis into your anus cavity while stapling your testicles together while you gasp for air, choking on your own pre cum

fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes was amazing last night

fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes by cockwhore December 9, 2016

fuck me daddy oh yeah

fuck me daddy,oh yeah fuck me is normaly used juring sex due to the male/female who are injoying thierselfs

fuck me daddy oh yeah would be used as a way to show you are injoying yourself

fuck me daddy oh yeah by alright fuck u then April 27, 2021

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026