One who believes shrek is god, as it was stated in the shrible donkey 6;21 "thy ogre who is god is I, shrek, as I am love and life" ogreist also eat onions daily as it was also stated in the shrible at several points. Every ogreist wishes to have shrek cum inside on onto them.
Guy1:"I'm a huge ogreist"
Guy2: "Faggot"
-Shrek then appears and takes guy2 an crush him into the shape of an onion-
The one-stop website for all your gore needs. Shocking to some, boring to others and sexually exciting to the majority of those seeking such material.
Usually the first site to get the latest beheading videos (sadly, most videos are half-covered with an OGRISH logo, unintentionally blocking out good bits), it also has an interactive board, which tends to be taken down when breaking news is at hand.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.