This is me when I wake up in the morning because I a half awake and half asleep and thought I was a wolf
Omg you are ugly get out of my face
by wildfireinmybrain September 29, 2020
A Stevenseagalism meaning to cause physical injury stressing the intent to disfigure. Coined by Louisiana deputy sheriff, film actor and blues musician Steven Seagal for the motion picture Driven to Kill from 2009.
SS: Let me go, just let me go on by...or I'll fuck you up ugly.
G1: Heheh, "fuck you up ugly" he says!
G2: Both of us?
G1: Tell me something, what's that mean "fuck you up ugly"?
SS: It means yo momma won't recognize you in your coffin.
G1: Heheh, "fuck you up ugly" he says!
G2: Both of us?
G1: Tell me something, what's that mean "fuck you up ugly"?
SS: It means yo momma won't recognize you in your coffin.
by wonderwill June 29, 2011
When someone says something extremely unnecessary, yet funny at the same time. Usually followed by a laughing emoji face.
by Orules11 March 29, 2017
by tchotchittytchotcheroony December 10, 2008
It means that you should stop and look in a mirror to see something that is worst than all of the trash that is polluting the ocean
by Ugly Pineapple May 1, 2018
What you simply have to say to the overweight, psoriatic bitch in the office who takes crisps out of the packet individually, annoying everyone else in the building, instead of emptying them all out and turning ten minutes of irritating rattling into about 3 seconds.
Empty the fucking packet onto your table you fat ugly bitch. Better still, stop eating crisps altogether you hideous mountain of lard.
by Supernatural England August 10, 2009
Me: You fat slimely smellty ugly exposed moldy baloney.
You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...
You: I'm sowwy fo hurting yo feewings, I will never do it again...
by ThisisntUKstfu February 1, 2021