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A way of describing an object that startles you with it's crapness
That orange tent over there is shocking!
by gwinstone August 19, 2003
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Shockings n. An article of clothing such as stockings or spandex leggings that produce a feeling of shock, awe, and/or nausea.
You should have seen the shockings she was wearing. It was like she was walking around with no pants. And at a baby shower, of all places!
by pir8matt May 09, 2011
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A piece of clothing or garment such as stockings or spandex pants that are worn in such a fashion as to elicit feelings of shock, awe, and/or nausea.
It looks like that woman is smuggling cottage cheese in her shockings.
by Jack'sragingbileduct May 09, 2011
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When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom
gf: I’m pregnant
bf: What. That’s so shocking. I swear I used a condom
by Dubiks February 08, 2019
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