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Australian slang used to describe a person who walks around racecourses picking up discarded tickets. Their actions mimic those of the flightless bird, the Emu (Dromaius novaehollandiae).
That fucking emu picked up my ticket before it hot the ground!
by Googles January 14, 2005
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Australian-built version of the European Vauxhall Viva car of the 1960s and 1970s, with a wider range of engines. TORANA is an abbreviation of Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration, which applied to all four and six-cylinder models.

The V8 versions, especially the SLR of the 1970s, are sought after by collectors and enthusiasts.

Holden is considering resurrecting the name for a new model.
My Torana was blowing so much smoke, I couldn't see anything out of the rear-view mirror!
by Googles October 29, 2004
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A fart so loud, swift and explosive that its rapid expulsion causes the ass cheeks to clap together after it has passed through.

May or may not be accompanied by a foul odour of methane. Also known as a thunderboomer.
Stop eating those bean and egg salad sandwiches - one more thunderclap, and I'll have to glue your ass cheeks together!
by Googles January 9, 2005
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The refreshing climax to a sexual encounter, tadpole milkshake is a euphamism for semen ejaculated into a partner's mouth. One variant is the 'tadpole thickshake', which is the same as the milkshake but brewed in the NUTSACK for at least 5 days to ensure a thick consistency.
My friend and I were at a drive-through restaurant, and I dared him to ask for a Tadpole Milkshake; the girl said "Hold on, sir, I'll just get Brutus to whip one up for you...".
by Googles December 2, 2004
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When one is lying stoned on the couch, and has a horny girlfriend who won't stop bugging them, the insertion of the middle three toes into the vagina while the big toe stimulates the clitoris and the small toe tickles the taint and anus often helps.
This is followed by the insertion of the big toe deep intoo her cameltoe to draw out the juices. Often followed by a root.
I wasn't in the mood to plunge, so I did stinktoe.
by Googles November 28, 2004
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The act of sprawling oneself across a couch or sofa, while draping one leg across the back - causing a stretching of the scrotum and testicles. Usually done by the male gender, but equally possible for a woman sporting and displaying her cameltoe - the term applies to both genders equally.
Stop doing stretchy balls - I want to sit there.
by Googles January 12, 2004
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A small lump of poo which clings to the side of a toilet bowl, no matter how often it is flushed.
Mom, I have explosive diarrhea, and I left massive skrietzes all over the place!
by Googles January 3, 2004
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