Googles's definitions

flooftdooft

The technical term for two doozangs crossed with a zangdoo. Named after the pioneer/explorer Fred Flooftdooft (1876-1942), whose greatest achievement was the addition of the word shloogamahoof to the English lexicon.

Have you managed to put the flooftdooft back in its box?

by Googles January 21, 2004

gambling frenzy

A protracted episode of wagering/betting, usually consisting of several 8-hour sessions of various types of gambling.

You went to the races yesterday, bet on the 'net in the evening and spent the next 12 hours at the casino? Wow - that's a case of MAJOR gambling frenzy!

by Googles January 3, 2004

torana

Australian-built version of the European Vauxhall Viva car of the 1960s and 1970s, with a wider range of engines. TORANA is an abbreviation of Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration, which applied to all four and six-cylinder models.

The V8 versions, especially the SLR of the 1970s, are sought after by collectors and enthusiasts.

Holden is considering resurrecting the name for a new model.

My Torana was blowing so much smoke, I couldn't see anything out of the rear-view mirror!

by Googles October 29, 2004

Emu

Australian slang used to describe a person who walks around racecourses picking up discarded tickets. Their actions mimic those of the flightless bird, the Emu (Dromaius novaehollandiae).

That fucking emu picked up my ticket before it hot the ground!

by Googles January 14, 2005

Scrapey man

A person employed to fill the gaps between bricks in apartment buildings, using concrete and a trowel, in order that a building may be painted. A subcontractor with poor sense of timing - 6 am on New Year's day, Saturday mornings at 7, or late at night are his hours of work. Once finished with this job, he uses noisy power tools to further annoy sleepy residents. If it gets really annoying, one should contact Gerrn Shirt Man.

I was late for work yesterday, because Scrapey man woke me up ay 5 am!

by Googles January 23, 2004

scarlet woman

A woman who is considered to be immoral due to her large number of sex partners.

A polite way to call someone a prostitute, whore or slut.

When Bear called Coco a Scarlet woman, she didn't know what it meant, so she looked it up online - when she told the cave people what her sister had called her, Snake Eyes agreed and took some Serepax, and Donkey Dentures went out into the shed to drink some wine.

by Googles January 7, 2005

shloogamahoof

Alternate spelling of Schloogamahoof, the last audible word uttered by Fred Flooftdooft, as recorded by Harry Hurtleflab (1922-1996) during an ill-fated hunt for wild zangdoos in the upper reaches of the Meep Zonk Delta.

Oh, SHLOOGAMAHOOF!

by Googles January 22, 2004