patata

Vagina. Derived from the Italian word 'patata' which translates as potato. Someone, somewhere, thought that a potato resembled a vagina, and brought the term into common usage.
Pull your pants up, I don't want to see your patata!
by Googles January 14, 2004
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ron the con

A legendary member of the mafia, who spent time in prison for selling guns and cultivating hydroponic cannabis. By all accounts, a completefucktard.
hey, when does Ron the Con get out of jail? I need some choof!
by Googles January 10, 2004
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Schloogamahoof

The last word uttered by explorer/lexicographer Fred Flooftdooft, upon encountering a rather large group of armed zangdoos.
by Googles January 22, 2004
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oinked

To link to a video featuring the demise of a pig, either by chainsaw (on ogrish) or knife-wielding Croatian (on TheNausea), by masking the URL. These videos are gruesome, because the porcine victims take a while to die (in the chainsaw vid, the pig squirms for a long time after being beheaded), but linking to them is considered funny.
I got oinked yesterday, and now I have nightmares about a psychotic hick running after me with a chainsaw...
by Googles December 31, 2004
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Fanus

When you titty fuck a woman and then do a 180 so she eats your taint. So I've been told by Moses.
"When not busy wailing on my pecks, I give the ladies a little fanus......tehn I go to the Firks'"
by Googles May 11, 2006
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doozang

"Doozang!", he exclaimed, as the bding kicked him in the gorguts.
by Googles January 14, 2004
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Scrapey man

A person employed to fill the gaps between bricks in apartment buildings, using concrete and a trowel, in order that a building may be painted. A subcontractor with poor sense of timing - 6 am on New Year's day, Saturday mornings at 7, or late at night are his hours of work. Once finished with this job, he uses noisy power tools to further annoy sleepy residents. If it gets really annoying, one should contact Gerrn Shirt Man.
I was late for work yesterday, because Scrapey man woke me up ay 5 am!
by Googles January 23, 2004
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