Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Googles

turd stick

A short length of fence post with a pointed end, used for dislodging large lumps of feces blocking a toilet. Kept outside (for obvious reasons), it is brought inside on those occasions where large amounts of pasta, bread, cheese and alcoholic beverage have been recently consumed, and are causing blockages to both bowels and plumbing. Combination of the terms turd and stick.

George, bring the turd stick, I've blocked the toilet again.

by Googles January 11, 2004

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patata

Vagina. Derived from the Italian word 'patata' which translates as potato. Someone, somewhere, thought that a potato resembled a vagina, and brought the term into common usage.

Pull your pants up, I don't want to see your patata!

by Googles January 14, 2004

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gambling frenzy

A protracted episode of wagering/betting, usually consisting of several 8-hour sessions of various types of gambling.

You went to the races yesterday, bet on the 'net in the evening and spent the next 12 hours at the casino? Wow - that's a case of MAJOR gambling frenzy!

by Googles January 3, 2004

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wifey

A Term of endearment for a cyber-wife looking for a hubby.

I'm looking for a new wifey, 'cos I just got cyber-divorced.

by Googles June 11, 2006

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pipe

A relatively inexpensive and easily concealed marijuana-smoking device. Typically, Choof is placed in a cone on the end of a metallic cylinder, then lit and inhaled.

Pipes tend not to be the preferred method of ingestion for most cannabis smokers - joints and bongs are easier to smoke, and most pipes (using only air-cooling) cause the user to cough when burning material is inhaled. One exception is the Bud Bomb - a well-concealed air-cooled pipe with several filters.

Often called a 'peace pipe' due to the sense of tranquility induced by its use.

The boys were smoking a pipe in the park.

by Googles November 1, 2004

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