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A fuckin awesome dude, the real G, he‘s just too lit
Bitch 1: Yo there‘s the guy called Obawaga

Bitch 2: I really wanna suck his d
Obawaga by @donaldtrump November 5, 2017
Words you can keep
The "twinkle in the eye" of female (and sometimes male) Obama supporters whenever Obama speaks. Typically a person experiencing an Obamagasm can be seen staring doe-eyed with their mouth agape while hanging on every word Obama is saying. Often, the person will be bouncing with excitement or swaying on their feet. Obama's inauguration in Chicago is considered to be the largest simultaneous "Obamagasm" the history of the planet has ever witnessed.

Those prone to having an "Obamagasm" are typically limited in their mental faculties and incapable of rational thought. They are stimulated by the "image" of Obama and the ideas of "hope" and "change," rather than by the content of Obama's words; which those prone to an "Obamagasm" are usually incapable of understanding or interpreting anyways. "Obamagasms" are typically so strong that anyone who has experienced one is likely still recovering from the climax and is still incapable of finding any fault whatsoever with the object of their affection and sexual gratification: Obama.
"Damn man, Obama came on t.v. at Starbucks last night and all the college girls who have never taken a Poly Sci class in their lives had an Obamagasm as soon as he started speaking! Took the janitor an hour to clean up the mess..."

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Obamagasm by Dr. Hyde April 8, 2009
The physical and emotional sensation many liberals experience at the very mention of President Obama's name.
The finest example of an Obamagasm was during the 2008 presidential campaign, when Chris Matthews said he "Felt this thrill running up my leg" shortly after then-candidate Obama had spoken at a campaign rally.
Obamagasm by fine tea June 22, 2009
Heavy ejaculation in one's pants leg after hearing Barack Obama speak.
Chris Matthews had an Obamagasm after hearing the President speak. He had to leave the MSNBC set to change his slacks.
Obamagasm by Jaques online April 17, 2009

[Obamagate] 

A catch phrase used to deflect scrutiny away from ones shortcomings and incompetency.
Donald trump refers to his own shortcomings and incompetence's by repeating the catch phrase obamagate like a deranged orange parrot.
[Obamagate] by apsinc May 14, 2020
Spontaneous orgasm which takes place while listening to Barack Obama speak. Can happen to both men and women, but especially to old black women with large hats.
Oh my God, Chris Matthews just had an Obamagasm!
Obamagasm by Doctor D. February 13, 2008

Obamagate 

(Noun), obama gait

1. An attempt to distract from Trumpgate (see "COVID-19").
2. An attempt to distract from the handling of COVID-19, and its virus death toll.
3. Truthfully, no clue what it means, Trump just says dumb things like this a lot (see "Covfefe", "Hamberder", "Noble prize", "Super duper missile").
"It’s a disgrace that Obamagate happened, Some terrible things happened … and you’ll be seeing more over the coming weeks". "What is the crime?." "You'll find out soon."
"No, really. what was the crime?." “You know what the crime is. Everybody knows”
Obamagate by Machogrande May 17, 2020
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