Obanism 

A religion were Obie Wan Kanobi is our main God and Savior. Followed by three minor Gods: Bagel, Egg, and the Baby Sun from Teletubbies. The end will come when Fermi rises and Obie will defeat him. discovered by Chris Donald in 504 BCE

"Are you Obanist? Obanism is the only true religion."

"Yes, Obie is my savior."

Obanism by ChrisDonald1972 October 4, 2019

Onanism 

Colloquially it is a synonym, but technically the "Sin of Onan" for which it is named for is actually an instance of coitus interruptus.

"Onanism -- it's a hands-on job"

-Ghost, ENTER THE MATRIX

Onanism by Jay Jay Ron March 20, 2008

onanism 

to wank,
to tame the one eyed monster,
to make the cyclops cry,
man's favourite outlet,
a date with mrs palm and her five
lovely daugters,
toss yourself off,
etc etc

"now on the subject of onanism...we dont want to find you hunched double on the sofa bed pumping your fist" (league of gentlemen)

onanism by pinkpill December 1, 2004

Onanism 

from New Latin onanismus, from Onan, son of Judah (Gen 38:9),
masturbation, coitus interruptus, self-gratification.

Jon can'g get any, so he practices onanism.

Onanism by El Cid June 21, 2003

Arboreal Onanism 

Masturbating in trees.

Prior to killing Martha Moxley, Michael Skakel masturbated in a nearby tree. He was convicted of 1 count of arboreal onanism.

Arboreal Onanism by TwatCop September 23, 2005

Onanism 

Ejaculation outside the vagina.

I think someone did onanism in my coffee again. That sure aint milk.

Well you would know scab mouth!

Onanism by Anonymous September 17, 2003

Obamism 

1.One who gives a speech with no meaning.
2.The ability to generate heat with no light.

Left wing voter: Wow! That was some speech; I almost wet my pants half way through it.
Right wing voter: What speech? That was the worst case of Obamism I've heard this year. All I heard was 40 minutes of buzzing in my ears.
Left wing voter: F*** you!
Right wing voter: F*** you back!

Obamism by H3adcas3 May 26, 2008