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temporary paralysis caused by vicious headbanging to Pantera songs.
Nathan was Panteralyzed after headbanging maniacally to a live version of 'Domination.'
by TwatCop May 01, 2007

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die in real life please. seen on World of Warcraft.
Bob: L2P nub!
Tom: die irl plz
by Twatcop August 10, 2007

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Masturbating in trees.
Prior to killing Martha Moxley, Michael Skakel masturbated in a nearby tree. He was convicted of 1 count of arboreal onanism.
by TwatCop September 07, 2005

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