7 definitions by El Cid

I decided to give her a ski slope, so I pulled out and shot it on her ass.

Jon can'g get any, so he practices onanism.

I gotsta get off the crack and go backsta school, after I drink this fohdee.

My girlfriend doesn't swallow after fellatio.

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When Tyrone heard George president trump won, he got a case of leftard and started a riot.

While Jon was masturbating, he remembered the pleasure he had recieved from his first blow job, so he bent down and tried to suck on his own cock, and with all of his might, he started turning japanese.